Bad Poetry

Happy Bad Poetry Day everyone! If you know of any terrible poems, feel free to post them on this thread. You can even compose a particularly awful one yourself if you're up to it!

Here's a pretty good (as in, bad) haiku...

I like bees they're so
yellow and black and yellow
and black and yellow

Any more?

 

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This thread really stinks,

it should be sent down the drink.

 

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Nice couplet

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A cake is what I wish for
Yet got a cake I've not
If I cannot find a cake
I think I'll lose the plot

So crap it took me all of 1 minute to think up just now.

 

Thus, ever-guided by the hand of God
They sailed along until they reached Cape Cod

John Donne, The Pilgrim Fathers

What soem people will do for a rhyme !

 

When they reached Cape Cod they did find,

others already there with a different frame of mind.

 

Poems, poems, poems
The joys that they can bring
With a clever rhyming pair
They may even make you utter words in musical tones

 

For crying out loud, it doesn't even rhyme!

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well, it wasn't supposed to be here.

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You moved it from another thread, why?

 

LOL, why? This thread is bad poetry, right?

 

Hamburgers are bad news
For Muslims and Jews.

 

Sorry to be reviving a dead thread, but I have recently located an amazing new technology in the creation of terrible poetr! It is the poem generator... just insert a list of words for each part of speech and click Make Poem

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http://thinkzone.wlonk.com/PoemGen/PoemGen.htm