10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin' 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer And the Number One Country & Western song is... 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day Long. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
#6 is brutal! Did you know the lead singer of Hootie & Th eBlowfish now has a song topping the country charts. I was surprised. I also heard Chrissie Hynde (of the Pretenders) was releasing a country album.
I can't help you in this category. I can't stand country music. The closest thing for me is Johnny Cash. That is considered country right?
Yes, Cash is one of the best country singers. However this is just a joke, none of these songs actually ever were written.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Did you make up all those on your own? lol Hard to tell because a lot of country songs are made up of a lot of BS like that.
I remember in one of George Carlin's shows he was making fun of country songs... Next Willie Nelson will be singing Get drunk, pass out and take a shit on the floor lol
