I don't know how old the first fake penis is, but why was it even made? There weren't all the moral issues with sex as there are today. So if you want gay sex, have it. You want a guy, go get him. If there was no guy around, get one of your girl friends. Honestly, it would never occur to me to carve a hunk of wood or stone for sexual purposes. Anyways, I guess I was wondering why. :shrug:
2000th post!!!!! I felt it only appropriate that it was in a thread about sex toys! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I bet the first dildos were vegetables like cucumbers...you know..the boys are gone along time when they're out there hunting and gathering. A womans gotta do what a womans got to do. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
"Grog always noticed no matter how many cucumbers he brought back from his gathering trips, they never seemed to end up of the dinner table, and never could understand why....he also never understood why Gronk, his wife was sooo relaxed all the time. Thus the saying "cool as a cucumber" was born.
OK, I can see women using something phallic shaped. I can't see a woman carving the first one. How far back in history do they go?
From what I've read, most women orgasm faster with stimulation of the clitoris rather than penetration, so yeah, I'm with VI on this one. The man made sex toys were likely that, as in made by men.(just a guess)
I agree as well. I can't see women inventing it either. I don't even think the first one was carved for sex, but rather for religous purposes.
“Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them” (Ezekiel 16:17).
ooooohh, that's what that means. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Was this Biblical quote directed at men as well as women? And did the men not know that the sexually deprived concubines didn't need them to become sexually satisfied? Was this about male ego?
I think Ezekiel is talking to the women of Israel, but I could be mistaken. Dunno. I don't imagine women in the bronze shops casting fake dicks, though. Probably the emperor thought that he could make a bunch of dildos for his concubines, and they would not feel the need to cheat on him.
The pickle story Had a friend who came out of the closet later in life to confess he was in fact gay, although we had already figured it out. He told the story of how as a teen when he was home alone he would go to the kitchen and from the refrigerator pull out a large pickle from the jar as his father always loved those huge pickles and always kept a jar of them. He would use the pickle as a dildo and masturbate, after finishing he would rinse the pickle off and return it to the jar as his father got mad if anyone ate his pickles. He would often see his father eating a pickle and wonder if that had in fact been the same pickle he had up his ass. LMFAO I asked why he would do such a thing to his father, his reply was his father was always a prick… My reply to that was, “You are what you eat” I guess the point relating to the tread was that pickles were probably the first dildo
I would've punched him in the fucking face after that story. Not for being gay, but for being a sick, low life piece of garbage. Also, that had nothing to do with this thread, but thank you.
