Does anyone remember the Myuu? This was one of the first threads I ever read here I think...Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=61066&highlight=Myuu ...such a good laugh...I vote to bring back Myuu-ism as an official SF cult...any takers/joiners/followers/donaters (brains are required for Myuu take-over)?...Maybe this should be posted in the Religion forum Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! All Praise Myuu
I won't say anything bad, because I talked to MewSkitty quite a bit outside the forums, and as weird as his posts might have been, I do consider him as a friend.
Ahhh...now you've gone and ruined my fun. I'm not hatin' on mew! He made me laugh Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! All Praise Myuu!
Ha! hahahahaaaa! God, I miss GeoffP. Where did he ever go? We need our Myuu leader back! All Praise Myuu Jessiej920: Chief Priestess and Holder of the Sacred Mai-Tai
I heard Myuu lost on Fear Factor ... 'cause he couldn't swallow deez nuts, big as a tractor! Fuckin' mo' niggaz than Napster ... Kadark the Typhoon
Are you planning on converting to Myuu-ism asks the Chief Priestess and Holder of the Sacred Mai-Tai? You could be Chief Typhoon/Holder of all Scared and Vulgar Rhymes...I'll have to speak to Myuu, of course, if you would like promotion. PS. A brain sacrifice to Myuu is recommended for prime parasitic-entity take-over...though with you, it may have already happened Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! All Praise Myuu
Speak to Myuu? As if. That bitch nigga is slobbering all over my gonads, as I type this message! Ah! ooh! ouch! Watch the teeth, faggot! Myuu is a woman, right? ... right? Say, jessie, you want some sloppy seconds? Kadark the Avalanche
Kadark the Moron, is what Myuu now considers you, congrats! If Myuu was a woman and she was...ahem..."slobbering on your gonads", tell me again how that makes her a faggot? Actually Myuu whether he or she, I believe, is a monkey/cat like God or Godess depending on where you get your info...so technically you could be Kadark the Animal Lover....ouch...maybe you were right about the teeth thing...Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I think I'll pass on the sloppy seconds, thanks...even if there is any left by the time Myuu is done with you...Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! All Praise Myuu
Myuu tells me there's a meeting tonight. See, some bad news came up unexpectedly. Myuu won't be able to make it, because she's currently in the hospital undergoing a delicate procedure involving vaginal stitching. She was in my room with me, and, uh ... she ... fell. Mhmm, she fell, and somehow her mine-pit was torn to ribbons. Psych! Okay, the truth is, me and a couple of the local cholos ran a train on that ho (otherwise known as "Myuu"). Yup, we doubled her up real good. So, uh, if you want to praise her, she's in the hospital. Hmm ... I don't think I want to see Myuu again, to be honest. Waayyy too delicate, in my opinion. The lesson in all of this? While there may always be a little Myuu in all of us, there will always be a large (portion of) Kadark in Myuu. It's called the cycle of life. Kadark the Amateur
Kadark The Keeper of Fetishes for Monkey/Cat Gods...er...Goddesses...er He/Shes Sadly, Kadark, I was wrong about you. Myuu didn't need your brain...Myuu took over your mind when "she"...er..."slobbered your gonads" and apparently took a large...maybe small...chunk of you to keep with "her" by her vigorous use of teeth...according to you, of course. Yes, Myuu will always harbor a very personal piece of Kadark inside "her". Let's praise Kadark for what must have been a quite painful and de-manning sacrifice. All Praise Mayuu
Myuu: Dinner's ready, hun! /examines dinner Kadark: Bitch! This chicken's cold! /pimp slaps Myuu in her ugly face That's pretty much how it went down. Much to your dismay, my manhood is still securely intact. I can't say the same about Myuu's womanhood, though. That bitch took a poundin'. She was screaming like my wife. Har har. Kadark the Central
Myuu: Kadark, your manhood is required for supreme Money/Cat He/She sacrifice! Kadark: Take it and love it bitch! Myuu: That's it? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Such a small sacrifice must be put to good use. I will now accept your offer through oral consumption with massive use of my Monkey/Cat teeth Kadark: NOOOOOO!!!! :bawl: Har de har All Praise Myuu
Oh no you d'in't! I have enough ... err ... "sacrifice" to satisfy the likes of some pseudo-god whore. I could give pounds of "sacrifice" away, and still have enough left over to bring my manhood down to merely "abnormally large", a few steps down from what it normally was: "astronomically colossal". There's enough Kadark to go around for everybody. So, uh ... my PM box is always open, jessie. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! (Oh ... if Myuu asks about me, tell her I moved ...). Kadark the Iron
Oh, Phew! For a minute I was worried there. Good to know that Myuu left you with some remaining mental capacity Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! You should be useful for further...er...sacrifices Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! (Oh...I promise to tell Myuu, you are no longer converting and have fled the area in fear of "her" Monkey/Cat teeth) LOL
