How do I become Bruce Lee?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by draqon, Jul 26, 2008.

  1. draqon Banned Banned

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    How can I transform my body into Bruce Lee's body

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  3. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    You can't. He was one in a billion. Although you can get as close as possible by running your Russian ass down to to Texas.

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  5. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Doesn't matter. People here could tell you what food to eat, what exercises to do, what weights to lift, etc, but you won't do any of it. You will just say you will start as soon as you graduate. For some reason your life is on hold til you graduate.
     
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  7. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Extensive and expensive plastic/ cosmetic surgery.
     
  8. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    But he is dead!

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    You want to transform into a dead persons body?

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  9. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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  10. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Anyone could do it with sufficient practice and dedication. Maybe not the fighting skill, but at least the conditioning.
     
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  11. (Q) Encephaloid Martini Valued Senior Member

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    Do the cries of desperation and attention from Dragon in his myriad of self-centered threads give rise to that fact he needs his mommy?

    Get a life, pal.
     
  12. draqon Banned Banned

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    not true...I have changed and transformed my body from a blob I was as a freshman to a toned body now a a junior.
     
  13. draqon Banned Banned

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    so following that logic...me wanting to become Bruce Lee really means me wanting my mommy? :bugeye:

    nope you are wrong.
     
  14. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    you die!! (lets hope)
     
  15. draqon Banned Banned

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    I am reading this
     
  16. scorpius a realist Valued Senior Member

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    heck there must be hundreds of books out there writen just on such subject but the basics are:
    that it takes some helluva determination,
    such as being able to work out at least six times a week couple hours a day,
    and when youre strong enough,work on your speed and agility.

    can you do it?

    judging from the time you spend on the net I doubt it!
     
  17. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    My advice is that you look into Black Magic.

    Surely there must be some insidious ritual involving sacrificing baby infants alive or some such thing.


    If so you may as well be prepared to kidnap, torture and kill to achieve the goal...
     
  18. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    Only Chuck Norris can transform his body like Lee's....
     
  19. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    Just watch him closely and assimilate his dna.
     
  20. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Penile reduction surgery.
     
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  22. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    So that he's no longer a big knob?
     
  23. orcot Valued Senior Member

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    draqon are you envying bruce lee's firm buttock's? Yust sign up for martial arts class if you like the stuff
     

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