Contest: Get darksidZz laid Mk. 2

Ok, I just discovered that girls post adds on Craigs List for sex.

For example:
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Here's the rules.

1.) Construct a "Casual Encounters" personal add for darksidZz that will get him laid.

Easy enough, right?

If worse comes to worst, it looks like you can buy a whore for about $80 for 30 minutes...

 

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I just removed the link in the post above. Craigs list "Casual Encounters" or "erotic services"

 

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Ben...disgusting...A MAN OF YOUR standing endulging in such devious activities

 

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Fly him to melbourne and send him to www.topofthetown.com.au/

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Its even near the casino

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I don't think even William Shakespeare could write something eloquent enough to convince a girl to willingly have sex with him...

I think we just need to skip ahead, and all pitch in for a call girl.

 

I found one!

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Eh??? Standing?

I haven't ``indulged'', more like ``stumbled upon''.

 

lmao, this is one bizarre thread!

 

Why can't is just say "Seeking female for mating purposes, virgin." lmao yea that'll get'm in the door haha

 

no no no, you need to pretend you know what your doing. why would a girl want a guy with no experiance?

 

The woman I posted would! :itold::xctd:

 

The only way to dress with a woman like that is like Indiana Jones, Just in case she decides to roll out of bed in the morning, in your direction.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/655853/indiana_jones_i_escape_from_the_cave/

 

You can leave your hat on!

 

Actually, I would bet there are some girls out there who would LOVE to deflower you.

Just post it on Craigs List and see what happens.

Seriously.

And don't use the word ``mating''. No body wants to ``mate''. They just want to practice.

 

My name is Sderenzi [<----insert real name].
If you are looking for a handsome guy who likes to have a good time, then pick me. I am [insert age], have [insert color] eyes, I have [insert color] hair, and a gigantic sausage the size of a howitzer shell. I am a professional [insert profession] that makes [insert 6 figure income] a year. My hobbies include surfing the internet, and making polls [<---insert real hobbies]. I'm looking for a fun spontaneous female for mating purposes [<------insert what you want in a woman].

 

shouldnt the answer to this be easy?

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ie HIMSELF

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Think of the implications of what you are suggesting...a full grown man like DarkSidZz getting inside a woman's vagina will rupture her and the vagina and her stomach...the result will be homicide.

 

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/w4m/757856427.html

 

WHAT?

Um draqon your an idiot

its called sexual inuendo, ever herd of it?

 

no never heard of it. I am a virgin too...thou of age 21.