Anybody ever bothered by mosquito's? Down here they they fly around in hurricanes and chase seagulls...
Now that you mention sledgehammers... I am thinking of setting up a school for catching mosquitos. With my special kit you will be able a capture mosquitos. The kit includes: A net bag A pair of tennis shoes A sledge hammer Some rope The process goes something like this: You put on the tennis shoes to sneak up on the sneaky buggers. You take the sledge hammer and hit them in the back (Don't worry about hurting them, it makes them hunt their breath) You take the rope and you tie them up with a square knot, a slip knot, and a what not. You put them in the bag. I am now ready to recieve your money once this is done for you have passed your test...
And what happens when the mosquito turns around real fast, snatches the sledgehammer and wears your ass out with it? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Those on nitrous or those who have successfully mated with the hypodermic syringe are the ones to leave alone... Oh, did I mention that there is a bit of a causality rate?
I think back then, some time before, in a galaxy far far away...just joking, I think it was in China. Anyway, I know of this incident where there was also an "abundance" of mosquitoes, and what the people did there was have a mosquito catching contest every day, at some certain time when the skies were swarming with them. It might be a good idea, y'know, have a weekly prize for whoever catches the most. And the contest actually worked, in China, and the mosquito population started to decline. Maybe you should try something like that, you know, get together the family, grandma and grandpa, cousins and siblings, and go hunt some mosquito ass! *lol* by the way, I think a sledgehammer tied to a length of string would work too, just swing it around above your head and you'd get twice, maybe even thrice the "killage" than ordinary, though poor accuracy and the possibility of the sledgehammer coming loose and killing someone and getting a lawsuit are definitely feasible. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
What can I say, happiness is a warm hammer... Plus when you need to you can use the hammer for a jewler's hammer, especally when working on watches. Very satisfying...
