'Nother cesspooler: Anti rape fashion advice

So it's the summer here, and I have a high metabolism and overheat easily, so wearing anything more 'modest' than a string top will probably make me have a febrile convulsion. So how do I dress so as to avoid asking to be raped? Should I scar my face, or smear human faeces on myself to make up for the fact that my arms, shoulders and lower legs are visible?!

Oh wait, there's a dude over there who has a fetish for girls with human faeces all over 'em. Hyperthermia it is, then. Damn.

 

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Wear a tube top with "I give the gift that keeps on giving...Ghonnorhea."

Or use stage make-up to give yourself herpes sores on your face.

 

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Good idea. I like the gonorrhea one best.

 

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Or keep a loaded .45 on your hip.

 

I like that idea too, it would freak people out,

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I don't know, though. It doesn't get much hotter than girls with guns.

Call me strange.

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ok THAT is NWS...please link next time.

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Was that bad? I'm sorry.
What's NWS mean. Not worth sharing?

 

Vlech!!! Those overdeveloped tits! They look like tumours!!!!!

and I thought mine didn't suit my slight frame...I feel better now. O.O

 

Not work safe..it's cool. When I'm not at work, I'm a devotee of the female form.

 

I wanna actually get that gonorrhea slogan printed on a tshirt, it would be hilarious to wear.

 

bet there's a few guys out there tat honestly wish that women would wear shirts detailing the what VD they have.
I'm mean, they could evaluate the situation.
"Super hot in one hand,Syphilis in the other. hmmmmm"

 

Haha

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VI you cant have fribile convusions

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your not a baby

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I think you should wear a shirt that says "I'm an STD vending machine...wanna' stick your bill in me?". Maybe that will help...or not. Curiosity killed the wayward rapist....

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Febrile_seizure

HE HE he

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What a horrible thing to assume. From the tone of your post, this thread is probably drama from somewhere else, but I'll bite anyway.
If the intention is to cover up any body parts that communicate sexual signals (you're not joining a nunnery/muslims/Omish, but you're dressing using their strategy), my suggestion would be to use light breathable fabrics.
You could also dress the way you want, except carry around a glock/holster as your new fashion accessory. Guns look sexy and threatening at the same time.

 

I was being SARCASTIC, trying to make a POINT.

I'm sick of hearing how I should not ask to be raped, and was trying to point out that brief clothing is actually sometimes functional, and does not mean you are being sexual.

Haha, thanks for pointing that out. I was just using hyperbole though.

 

I was being a bit sarcastic myself actually.
I know this is a debate I can't win. It's a cleavage paradox.

 

:d :d