Naming Your Naughty Bits

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Orleander, Jun 24, 2008.

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Have you named your naughty bits?

Poll closed Jul 24, 2008.
  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  1. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    My husband and I were talking about how some people name their private parts. Some give it a whole different name (my college roommate named her's Josephine) and some just keep their name but call it something like Bob Jr, or Big Bob.

    Do all cultures do that? Have you ever named your private parts? Why?
     
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  3. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    I call mine "Mr. Happy"..borrowed from Robin Williams.
     
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  5. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    No, but I'll consider it and get back to you.
     
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  7. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    orleander your thread reminded me of this ad on at the moment.
    i dont know if they have this ad in the US but its an ad for pad's. Its a bever sitting on a bech towl next to this women sunbathing and these guys come up to her.

    I will have to find it on utube

    AH found it

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMIUOiMeDH4
     
  8. iceaura Valued Senior Member

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    Like the guy said, a body hates to have most of the major decisions in their life being made by an anonymous stranger.

    But in truth neither I, nor anyone I know well, has named their genitalia. I do know a few people who have named their pickup trucks, and almost everyone names their boat if they have one.
     
  9. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Keith. Don't ask.
     
  10. Bells Staff Member

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    Ah yes, the 'women take care of their beavers by using a certain brand of tampon ad'. Weirdest and funniest ad on Australian TV at the moment.

    You can't say that and then say don't ask.

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    Damn you for spurring our curiosity!:bawl:
     
  11. codanblad a love of bridges Registered Senior Member

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    my gf named mine, i never felt the need. i think she called it princess or miss something.
     
  12. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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  13. Echo3Romeo One man wolfpack Registered Senior Member

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    Comedy "Vlad the Impaler" option.

    ahahah what the fuck?
     
  14. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    No...because it's retarded.
     
  15. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    My wife calls mine Mr. Humongous
     
  16. Balerion Banned Banned

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    Phineas T. Potbelly, and the Wrinkled Rapscallions.
     
  17. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    not bragging at all are you?

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  18. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    She is just trying to fuel your ego.
     
  19. skaught The field its covered in blood Valued Senior Member

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    I named mine Draqon.
     
  20. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    what limp and usless?

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    or never been used?

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  21. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    A more interesting question would be what your significant other calls it.

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  22. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    well i call PB's breasts buttons because they are about that small

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  23. skaught The field its covered in blood Valued Senior Member

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    Spot on, Spot on!
     

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