Can Adam be scared?

Ok..I am taking up the challenge..TO SCARE ADAM!!
If anyone has any ideas/offers of help on how to do this, please post.
It can and will be done

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*Evil laugh*
*steals Adam's shoes and runs away*

 

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Can't be done.

 

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Well TI, let's tag-team him!!!!

I was talking to him on ICQ:

 

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Tell him you found out about his great secret.

 

Yes Xev, he said you tried, but couldn't do it

We shall all have to join our forces together to become..Captain Planet!

Wait..no...

Damn childhood brainwashing

 

Two girls tag-teaming me? That's not scary, that's a dream come true!

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Eighteen large, hairy men smothered in grease and sliced cheese who have not had any sexual contact for 28 years.

 

Sounds like my last birthday party...

Try again.

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Sir Loone for breakfast...

 

Disgusting, but hardly scary.

 

November at 'that' time of the month

 

Being raped by a priest, but not while you were young. It actually will happen today.

 

Yeah? It's Janet Reno and Hillary Clinton

Oh please do not let me get a visual...

 

Again, disgusting, but not scary.

 

Kit Fister, Jabba the Hut, & Greedo covered in swamp muck & using blasting-sand for lubrication? Darth Vader as camera-man, because I will require visual, but not live,proof.

 

(chuckles)

Adam, I find your lack of faith...disturbing (oahhh baah)

 

Take his passport away and put him in an Australian refugee detention center!

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