'What should I do, how should I write this, I'm not sure what to write." Holy fucking shit. We sent you an EXAMPLE from a similar clinical trial. GAHHHH.
Shitty group members. All my life, shitty group members! Shitty group members are the bane of my existence. 26 minutes of my life WASTED.
May I suggest masturbation. I find in times like these a little pent up emotion can often be released with a little tete-a-tete with oneself.
I'm babysitting him now as he tries to write ONE paragraph for our clinical trial abstract. After I pretty much told him the protocol (point by point) weeks ago. After being sent an example from a similar paper. After being sent numerous emails asking what the fuck he was doing (he hasn't checked his email in over a week. Holy fuck!)
He should have invented them bigger so that I could stash a supersledge in them. This is ridiculous. I spend more time coddling my group members than actually doing my own (more important) work. It's always the same old shit.
What might you have done with those wasted moments? Perhaps a better question might be, why did you discard those moments in unimportance? You'll never get them back you know. Gone, like the last vestiges of youth.