East Korean Day of Celebration!

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  1. GeoffP

    GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Dear Proles,

    Greetings and Salutations on this most Glorious Day of the Democratic People's Republic of East Korea! (Or "DPREK", pronounced "Deep Wreck")

    East Korea has now moved to the #1 spot in a Google search for "East Korea" ahead of both Wikipedia and the Encyclopedia Britannica!

    http://www.google.com/search?q=east...ox&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7GFRD

    This marks a profound appreciation of the unprofound and genuinely nonsensical - and it would not have been possible without the assistance and, dare I say it, collaboration of the SciForums community! A non-existent country has grabbed the world's attention by its overinflated nether areas and is holding on for all it's worth.

    Or, in the words of our Commissar of Propaganda, "We absolutely exist!"

    I hereby proclaim the 14th of April as International East Korea Day! Let ignorance ring out across the land!

    Or just go about your business. Whichever.

    Signed,

    GeoffP
    Great Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of East Korea

    "We Absolutely Exist!"
     
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    GeoffP, Apr 14, 2008
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  3. Bells

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    Trying to keep it in the number one spot by posting about it?

    Tsk tsk Geoff!
     
    Bells, Apr 15, 2008
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  5. GeoffP

    GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Darn right. It's a proven formula.
     
    GeoffP, Apr 15, 2008
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  7. Bells

    Bells Staff Member

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    You need to get out more Geoff.
     
    Bells, Apr 15, 2008
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  8. GeoffP

    GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    That's spurious. I merely lead from the shadows.
     
    GeoffP, Apr 15, 2008
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  9. S.A.M.

    S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Is this what you mean by "lead from the shadows"?

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    S.A.M., Apr 15, 2008
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  10. GeoffP

    GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Precisely. Lead from the shadows by detonating nuclear warheads on the moon. It worked in Moonraker.
     
    GeoffP, Apr 15, 2008
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  11. Orleander

    Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    ummm, what has East Korea been up too since November?
     
    Orleander, Apr 15, 2008
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  12. GeoffP

    GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Moving and settling in. Papers, grants. It takes a village to move a country.
     
    GeoffP, Apr 15, 2008
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  13. Bells

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    In other words, he does all the hard work while you lurk in the shadows and claim all the glory.
     
    Bells, Apr 16, 2008
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  14. Orleander

    Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    He wasn't lurking. He was picking out new curtains and dealing with that bitchy party planner. And he did have to get a new outfit.

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    Orleander, Apr 16, 2008
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  15. GeoffP

    GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Correct on both counts. I contribute the overlordship. Others contribute the hard work and dying.
     
    GeoffP, Apr 16, 2008
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