I am normal, from normal perspective point of view of a normal person in a statistically normal average number of people. I am neither angry or sad, I am neither active or inactive, I am neither hot or cold. I cannot see too far, nor can I see too close. My eyes are as average as everyone else's eyes, my lips are equally thin and thick as everyone else lips. My hair are cut just the right size as everyone else's hair are cut the same as mine. There is no differences in my preferences and preferences of others. I cannot not see nor can I not see. I am all that is average, I am all that is typical, my reflection and my shadow are of equal shape, integrity, brightness, dimness, feeling as of everyone else's reflection and shadow. I am as equally happy as I am as equally sad as everyone else. I neither sink nor I float. I neither fall nor I ascend. I am everything anyone can be and nothing anyone wishes to be. My love is equal to your love, my heart is as close to you as your heart to mine. Everything I feel is everything you feel for me. My warmth is your warmth. My world is your world. My life is your life. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
So do you get gas as much as I do and fart allot? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
precisely. I fart equally on average as everyone else farts equally average in a statistically normal curve of gas expulsion at a normal regular level just as everyone else
but I'm not "average" because I've got IBP that makes my gas, gassier! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
well you are as average as I am average, your gas is everyone's gas...we are all equally gassy, we all make equally the same amount of gas, and we are all average in everything and especially gassiness
I'm worried that when I'm creamated I'll blow up the furnace! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
We all will not be worried, our worries will be equally the same as normal worries of everyone else who are dead and not dead, we all will be regularly and normally cremated and not cremated as averagely as everyone else will be cremated and not cremated dead or not dead and equally average and normal gases will equally have the same effect on an average furnace used on an average day in a statistically most average and probability normal as everything else in this universe the same as everything else like we are...
Bhahahahahaha!!!!! (deep breath) hahahahah!!!! (wipes tear from eye) Normal is in the eye of the beholder....and dude...you are about as far from normal as one can get. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! (That ain't necessarily a bad thing)
I seem to be "underworried" can you give me more stuff that is worthy of worryment? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I was thinking the same thing lol What is that picture of :shrug: Draqon certainly is unique! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Looks like vomit he spewed out while getting drunk.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
That is what I first thought but I didn't want to say it lol Looks like some kind of afterbirth or something.
Are you thinking......Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!?! Well, by today's standards, it would be considered art.
