The Hand to Hand Combat poll!

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Jozen-Bo, Apr 1, 2008.

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Who would win overall the most in hand to hand combat?

  1. George W. Bush

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  2. Bill Clinton

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  3. James Randi

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  4. Goerge Micheal

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  5. Smokey the Bear

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  6. Winney the Poo

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  7. Hillary Clinton

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  8. Mike Tyson

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    22.2%
  9. Bruce Lee

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    16.7%
  10. Chuck Norris

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  11. Rambo

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  12. Bart Simpson

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  13. Kenny from southpark

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  14. Tweety Bird

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  15. Super Condom

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  16. That Porn Star...whats her name

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  17. Charles Manson

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  18. Big Brother's Big Brother

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  19. You...for voting

    1 vote(s)
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  20. Me...for making this poll

    1 vote(s)
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  1. Jozen-Bo The Wheel Spinning King!!! Registered Senior Member

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    Who do you think would win and why?

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  3. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    You forgot Superchicken!

    But it doesn't matter, Skippy da bush Kangaroo would smoke their arses.
     
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  5. Jozen-Bo The Wheel Spinning King!!! Registered Senior Member

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    I know...its a tough choice and even I am still thinking about it...who could it be???
     
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  7. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    I hear George Michael has a grip of steel.
     
  8. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    Obviously Iron Mike since he is the only person (besides Bruce Lee) that has any real experience or training.
     
  9. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Iron Mike would have to see Bruce's feet coming for his temple or he'd be dead meat in a split second.
    I think I'd put my money on Bruce.
     
  10. Jozen-Bo The Wheel Spinning King!!! Registered Senior Member

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    OMG your right!
    How could I forgot Superchicken?
    I will have to remember that for next time!
     
  11. Jozen-Bo The Wheel Spinning King!!! Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah...but what about Smokey the Bear? I mean...come on...we're talking about a bear here. Have you ever seen a pissed off bear in action? They can whack your head off clean with one swipe!
     
  12. Jozen-Bo The Wheel Spinning King!!! Registered Senior Member

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    I shwearr I didn't vote for myself!!
     
  13. Jozen-Bo The Wheel Spinning King!!! Registered Senior Member

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    Smokey the Bear would whip Mike Tyson!!! How could anyone doubt this?
     
  14. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    NO ONE has voted for tweety bird?
    I wish I hadn't voted for Mike Tyson now!
     
  15. Engulfed_Door Registered Member

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    How could anyone not pick Chuck Norris? He's the worldchampion in tae kwon do, jujutsu, kickboxing, karate, sumo wrestling, and in Street Fighter 2
     
  16. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    WTF Chuck norris all the way!
     
  17. Engulfed_Door Registered Member

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    If Chuck Norris sees this thread you guys are fucked!
     
  18. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    I'd go Norris over Tyson. Boxers are powerful, but martial arts have the moves. Norris would take out his legs and it's all over.
     
  19. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    I doubt that. One of Mike's characteristics during his boxing matches was he took nasty blows to the head without slowing down.
    I think Bruce might have had a *slight* chance (were talking some astronomical odds) with the older slower "Holyfield era" Tyson, but were still talking about the spindly little 150lb actor vs 220lb professional fighter. Bruce would be "pretty" to watch, but could never deliver enough kinetic energy per blow to make any difference.

    Here's Mike vs someone bigger than himself:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEg6gpnQzf4&feature=related
     
  20. Norsefire Salam Shalom Salom Registered Senior Member

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    No other option?
     
  21. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Oh, I didn't see the Bruce Lee option. He would win, period.
     
  22. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Glad you agree supergoat.
    Bruce Lee was like death on wheels, greased lightning on speed.
    Not enough kinetic energy! FFS, the guy could mush your oesophagus with the "one inch punch"
     
  23. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    That move would also be useless because Mike Tyson doesn't have a neck. He's just a giant torso with eyes
     

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