If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What do you call a male ladybug? What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? <----- My personal fave! Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there Interstates in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited? Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight? If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil? If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose? If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM? Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Have a fun weekend all! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I concurPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! That's life for us national park year-round liver people. Yep..... The new catchphrase for the green partyPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Or the reform party, those fat, filthy nazis...
A couple that confuse me: "Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?" It does. "Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?" I think this one is self-explanatory. To verify your age. "Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?" In a landing over water, parachutes are useless. Furthermore, most passengers on a plane are likely unable to parachute. "You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?" So many people credit this to Seinfield. But it was originally on the SNL episode that made fun of Seinfield's sense of humour. Personally I like the lethal injection one, the china one, and the congress one! Thanks strgrl! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Hehe Believe it or not, a criminal on death row actually sued the government because the needle for his lethal injection was not sterilized... and he won. He was awarded damages, they sterilized the needle, and then they commenced with the lethal injection 6 years after its scheduled date.
heheheheheh HEY, Leave the smurfs alonePlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! NOPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! A laddiebugPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I work in a petrol station and its SCARY how many butts you find on the forcourt every morning, WAKE UP PEOPLEPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! hypotheticaly?Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I actully answered this one somewhere else, its for protection and security if robbed. If they think they will be robbed they lock the doors and laugh when the robbers run into themPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! or if they have been robbed they lock them to protect evidance nothing because both are traverling at the same speed Why is abreviation such a long word?
SpyFoxy! Im sorry. Im trying not to laugh right now. But... how on earth, did someone getting the "needle" live to tell AND sue?Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I just thought that a bit funny! Groove onPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I think if extraterrestrials were to study our culture, they would find it very insightful how many of our words can also be used to mean the opposite. No can mean yes. Bad can mean good. And sometimes good can mean bad, and yes can mean no -- when used sarcastically, for example. And then things like how one minute you can say, "That's awful!" and the next minute say, "You know, i'm awfully fond of you!" :bugeye:
