As Cthulhu's High Priest i call on all to fall down and worship the great lord *bows in worship* oh great lord forgive the worthless heritics or i could just sacrifice them for you your choice *gets out cool obsidan knife*
*Ties adam up* dam got to be nice to adam cause xev is in love with himPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! oh well i think he can stay tied up for herPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Yeah. It'll save her the trouble.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! ...Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!!
drops immense, 300 ton mutli-dimensional sub-matter ANVIL on Cthulhu's big squishy squid head That, as they say, is that.
*Xev slips into ceremonial robes* Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! *A giant tentacle drags Northwind off to the 8th dimension* No, Cthulhu, no! We need his anvil throwing skills! Please forgive him! *Giant tentacle releases Northwind* Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
did you take tht sig sentence about truth from TruthSeeker, Xev? Sounds wackyPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
We most certainly do need his anvil throwing skills. Thank you Cthulhu!Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Cthulhu is demon calamari! You are fools for worshipping Cthulhu! Cthulhu is an evil demon and will be defeated! Adam: He is not your bitch, if you worship him, you are enslaved to him! Northwind: Your anvils are not enough, but I have the ANVIL OF GOD! Asguard, Xev: Thou fools, Cthulhu is evil! You must find JESUS and REBUKE demons or be trapped in bondage to them!
Great lord will you eat him PLEASE Just for me? *Cthulhu grubles a bit then reaches out a tentical and grabes JESUS and startes to nibble* who said bondage was bad?Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! being tied up is fun, but doing the tieing is even betterPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
"Northwind: Your anvils are not enough, but I have the ANVIL OF GOD!" *Xev collapses in peals of laughter* "Asguard, Xev: Thou fools, Cthulhu is evil! You must find JESUS and REBUKE demons or be trapped in bondage to them!" Rebuking demons trapped in bondage....Foxy dear, there are CHILDREN reading this site! Please, think of the children! I will NEVER reject Cthulhu - he is my friend.
Demons... Asguard: I am still here, typing away, try to stop me! Cthulhu cannot stop me, I have the power of JESUS! Xev: What does that mean? Yes you will reject Cthulhu you demon-worshipping hussy!
Re: Cthulhu is demon calamari! Boy, I AM the anvil of god. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
i freed you from your devotion to that JESUS my great lord is currently muching on yours *yells* be carefull great lord dont want to get a stomic ach as to you foxy i summon a demon summon great death creature KAL VAS CORP XEN just go chase him around for a while
"I am still here, typing away, try to stop me! Cthulhu cannot stop me, I have the power of JESUS! " Cthulhu can stop you easily. This is logical - see Jesus = fish symbol Cthulhu = squid symbol Squid eat fish. Lots of fish. Cthulhu especially likes Chilean sea bass, but you will do. We can easily make you stop posting for the night. You are weak, FoxMulder, and Cthulhu is strong. If you piss him off, you shall not last long. Iä-R'yleh! Cthulhu fhtagn! Iä! Iä! Iä! "Yes you will reject Cthulhu you demon-worshipping hussy!" I will never reject the Great Old One, fish-worshipping nutcase! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Odd What did you do! I could not reply for ten minutes until I pressed "reload". Northwind: Oh good! Another Christian to attack this 'Cthulhu'! Asguard: NEVER! That is impossible! Cthulhu is demon calamari! Has no affect on me! Xev: Your false demonic logic cannot sway me! Just try! I will save you from demons! Your spells do not affect me - I am wearing ARMOR OF GOD! JEZUS is my LIGHT and my STRENGTH! Your demon-god cannot fight him and win!
no good calling on your fish man he is squid food *yells* was he nice great one *Cthulhu Belches* and foxy did my demon burn your bum while he was chacing you around? “Over the jagged peaks of Thok they sweep, Heedless of all the cries I make, And down the nether pits to that foul lake Where the puffed shoggoths splash in doubtful sleep.” *lightning bolt hits foxy in the ass* hehehhe