Cthulhu's worship thread

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Asguard, May 29, 2002.

  1. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    As Cthulhu's High Priest i call on all to fall down and worship the great lord

    *bows in worship*

    oh great lord
    forgive the worthless heritics
    or i could just sacrifice them for you
    your choice

    *gets out cool obsidan knife*
     
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  3. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah right.

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    Cthulhu is my bitch.
     
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  5. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    *Ties adam up*

    dam got to be nice to adam cause xev is in love with him

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    oh well i think he can stay tied up for her

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  7. Lesion42 Deranged Hermit Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah. It'll save her the trouble.

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  8. Northwind Master of Anvils Registered Senior Member

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    drops immense, 300 ton mutli-dimensional sub-matter ANVIL on Cthulhu's big squishy squid head

    That, as they say, is that.
     
  9. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    *Xev slips into ceremonial robes*

    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

    *A giant tentacle drags Northwind off to the 8th dimension*

    No, Cthulhu, no! We need his anvil throwing skills! Please forgive him!

    *Giant tentacle releases Northwind*

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  10. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    did you take tht sig sentence about truth from TruthSeeker, Xev? Sounds wacky

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  11. Lesion42 Deranged Hermit Registered Senior Member

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    We most certainly do need his anvil throwing skills. Thank you Cthulhu!

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  12. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    *in soft voice* Do not feed the sqiud. I repeat..do NOT feed the squid.
     
  13. Pollux V Ra Bless America Registered Senior Member

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    (yoda voice) The squid is my ally. And a powerful ally it is.
     
  14. Northwind Master of Anvils Registered Senior Member

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    And don't you ever forget it, baby.

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  15. FoxMulder Registered Senior Member

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    Cthulhu is demon calamari!

    You are fools for worshipping Cthulhu! Cthulhu is an evil demon and will be defeated!

    Adam: He is not your bitch, if you worship him, you are enslaved to him!

    Northwind: Your anvils are not enough, but I have the ANVIL OF GOD!

    Asguard, Xev: Thou fools, Cthulhu is evil! You must find JESUS and REBUKE demons or be trapped in bondage to them!
     
  16. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    Great lord
    will you eat him
    PLEASE
    Just for me?


    *Cthulhu grubles a bit then reaches out a tentical and grabes JESUS and startes to nibble*

    who said bondage was bad?

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    being tied up is fun, but doing the tieing is even better

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  17. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    "Northwind: Your anvils are not enough, but I have the ANVIL OF GOD!"

    *Xev collapses in peals of laughter*

    "Asguard, Xev: Thou fools, Cthulhu is evil! You must find JESUS and REBUKE demons or be trapped in bondage to them!"

    Rebuking demons trapped in bondage....Foxy dear, there are CHILDREN reading this site! Please, think of the children!

    I will NEVER reject Cthulhu - he is my friend.
     
  18. FoxMulder Registered Senior Member

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    Demons...

    Asguard:
    I am still here, typing away, try to stop me! Cthulhu cannot stop me, I have the power of JESUS!

    Xev:
    What does that mean?

    Yes you will reject Cthulhu you demon-worshipping hussy!
     
  19. Northwind Master of Anvils Registered Senior Member

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    Re: Cthulhu is demon calamari!

    Boy, I AM the anvil of god.

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  20. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    i freed you from your devotion to that JESUS

    my great lord is currently muching on yours

    *yells*

    be carefull great lord

    dont want to get a stomic ach

    as to you foxy

    i summon a demon

    summon great death creature

    KAL VAS CORP XEN

    just go chase him around for a while
     
  21. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    "I am still here, typing away, try to stop me! Cthulhu cannot stop me, I have the power of JESUS! "

    Cthulhu can stop you easily. This is logical - see

    Jesus = fish symbol
    Cthulhu = squid symbol

    Squid eat fish. Lots of fish. Cthulhu especially likes Chilean sea bass, but you will do.

    We can easily make you stop posting for the night.

    You are weak, FoxMulder, and Cthulhu is strong. If you piss him off, you shall not last long. Iä-R'yleh! Cthulhu fhtagn! Iä! Iä! Iä!

    "Yes you will reject Cthulhu you demon-worshipping hussy!"

    I will never reject the Great Old One, fish-worshipping nutcase!

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  22. FoxMulder Registered Senior Member

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    Odd

    What did you do! I could not reply for ten minutes until I pressed "reload".

    Northwind:
    Oh good! Another Christian to attack this 'Cthulhu'!

    Asguard:
    NEVER! That is impossible! Cthulhu is demon calamari!

    Has no affect on me!

    Xev:
    Your false demonic logic cannot sway me!

    Just try! I will save you from demons!

    Your spells do not affect me - I am wearing ARMOR OF GOD!

    JEZUS is my LIGHT and my STRENGTH! Your demon-god cannot fight him and win!
     
  23. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    no good calling on your fish man

    he is squid food

    *yells*

    was he nice great one

    *Cthulhu Belches*

    and foxy did my demon burn your bum while he was chacing you around?

    “Over the jagged peaks of Thok they sweep,
    Heedless of all the cries I make,
    And down the nether pits to that foul lake
    Where the puffed shoggoths splash in doubtful sleep.”

    *lightning bolt hits foxy in the ass*

    hehehhe
     

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