Merry Xmas to all, except the Jewish

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by madanthonywayne, Dec 2, 2007.

  1. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    So my 8 year old son is drawing a nice Christmas picture. It has a snowman, some people, a house, snow, etc. And the caption reads:
    Merry Christmas to all, except the Jewish!

    He proudly brought over the picture to show me and I busted out laughing. I'm sure I embarassed the poor kid. I mean, it sounded like something Cartman would say. Or some neo-nazi.

    I'm sure he meant nothing bad by it. He has an aunt who married a Jewish guy and "converted" to Judaism, so he knows that Jews don't celebrate Christmas. So he probably thought he was being polite.

    I explained to him that that wasn't a nice thing to say and that it's Ok to wish someone Merry Christmas even if they're not Christian.

    I plan to save that picture to embarrass him with when he's older.
     
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  3. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    Unfortunately, it doesn't work the other way around. You should see some of the looks I get if I wish the random passer-by a Good Walpurgisnacht or Blessed Beltane. If I could remember the July date associated with the Star of Bethlehem, I'd try wishing people a Merry Christmas on that day.

    Frankly, though, I think we should just call it what it is: Happy Commerce Day wishes to you and yours.
     
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  5. Sciencelovah Registered Senior Member

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    Merry Christmas and happy new year from me. I wish you all good years ahead.

    So what do you plan for christmas and new year? My family is thousands
    kilometers away, so I will go to watch fireworks and make dinner with some
    friends in new year.
     
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  7. Gustav Banned Banned

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    i dont buy this
    i see indoctrination

    jesus was a jew
    christians are jewish
    mad is mad
    poor kid
    someone call social services
     
  8. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    Need a license to have a dog, Gustav. Anyone can have a kid. And come on, it's not like that makes him the worst parent on the planet. There was that lady that bludgeoned her kids to death because God told her to. I wonder how she's doing this holiday season. Must absolutely suck to be her.

    The lady who murdered her daughter because the kid had sex?

    There was this family a while back in Oregon. Left the five year old in charge of the three year old. Little one wouldn't obey, so the elder went upstairs, got Daddy's loaded rifle from under the bed, and shot his sister in the face. Prosecutor didn't press charges because the local Latter-Day community cried foul.

    Seriously, the madman there has a long way to fall before it's worth screwing the kid's life up even worse with social services. Maybe if he's giving the kid heroin. But give him this one. Christmas has become so impotent that it makes the religion out to be a sad joke. Listen to them cry because some people don't want to come to baby Jesus' birthday party.

    I mean, come on, man. Let 'em have this one. In the meantime, the rest of us get good beer, and, hey, it's good for the economy.
     
  9. Gustav Banned Banned

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    yeah
    i like christmas
    pardon anthony

    delete my thread in religion please
     
  10. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    Happy China Manufacturer's Day!
     
  11. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    I think have some of those in my kids baby books. None as good as that one though. LMAO!!

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  12. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    All of my cards I send out only say "Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year".
     
  13. Neildo Gone Registered Senior Member

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  14. peta9 Registered Senior Member

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    lolz
     
  15. superluminal I am MalcomR Valued Senior Member

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    Merry Hanukmas, err... I mean Christmukkah.
     
  16. Donnal Registered Member

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    yep same to u people
    and have a good holiday and eat heaps get full
    and go on a diet afterwards
    hope u get what u wanted off santa
    i never do i hate the fellow personally
     

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