Discovery of the heaviest element yet known

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  1. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Research has recently led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet
    known
    to science.

    The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant
    neutrons,
    88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic
    mass of 312.

    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
    surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

    Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be
    detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
    contact.

    A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally
    take
    less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.

    Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; It does not decay, but
    instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
    neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass
    will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more
    morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

    This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe
    that
    Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This
    hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

    When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Adminis-tratium, an
    element
    that radiates just as much energy as Govern-mentium since it has half as
    many
    peons but twice as many morons
     
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  3. draqon Banned Banned

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    this belongs in politics humor.
     
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  5. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Oh, I think it could stay here, it is rather humorous more than governmental wouldn't you say?

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  7. draqon Banned Banned

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    the heaviest element is death.

    My humor is morbid.
     
  8. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Death is the lightest element.

    Life is the heaviest, man.

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  9. draqon Banned Banned

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    so says a mirage of my illusion.
     

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