How Would You Break out Of A Prison?

How would you break out of a prison on a .... 3 year time scale?

 

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I would do the same as the crazy guy in the new halloween film - just grow really tall and big, and beat the shit out of everyone, steal the janitors keys and walk off - really nice and slowly as he does

 

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I'd start by not getting put in there to begin with.

~String

 

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Me too. But if I was ever thrown in I would flirt my way out. I have ways....

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someway somehow I'd get thrown into the mental ward. Those are easier to get out of.....so I hear.

 

Pretend that i'm dead, like the Count of Monte Cristo.

 

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Only younger, cuter, and hotter.

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Well, if I happened to be put in prison, I wouldn't even attempt to escape. The chances of an escape working, and you getting free is so great that only an idiot would try. Relax, read some books and get released on good behavior. That works ...escape never works.

Baron Max

 

What about the guys in Escape from Alcatraz? And Shawshank?

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If prison drama such as OZ, Escape From Altracaz and The Shawshank Redemption taught us anything you have to dig

 

The way I escaped from the prison in Chile, I had a helicopter drop in and wisk me away!

 

I think it's more likely that you're a 400 lb. hag living in a trailer park somewhere.

 

Massive bribes would be the best way to go. Or else hiring lawyers good enough to get me out on a technicality.

 

I wouldn't. I would pay my debt to society and rot.

 

Lose weight so i can fit through the bars.

This was actually done one time.

 

Aren't prison guys always raping eachother? I'm not very big. I think I'd hide in somebody's butt.

 

I also escaped by hiding on top of a bus that came in to deliver food to the kitchen.

 

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Yes a lot of gay activity goes on in jail... free and against free.

 

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