Nutella

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by superstring01, Oct 25, 2007.

  1. superstring01 Moderator

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    Nutella.

    A warning to all non-Europeans, this stuff is an evil prank by those mischievous inhabitants. It's secretly a potent laxative (though, I will admit to its delicious taste).

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  3. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Nonsense. It's the ultimate in recyclable foods.

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  5. mikenostic Stop pretending you're smart! Registered Senior Member

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    I second that admission to its delicious taste.
    As far as it being a laxative, what else would you expect from a mixture of hazlenut butter and chocolate? MMMMMMM... Nutella.
     
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  7. superstring01 Moderator

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    My boyfriend said that "it" happened because I ate an entire jar. I'm skeptical. I still think it's a potent laxative. Be warned.

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  8. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    An entire jar! In 1 sitting??
     
  9. superstring01 Moderator

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    What have you heard?

    (but yes, spread on a box of Lorna Doons... I was bored and catching up on my TiVo'ed programmes)

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  10. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Christ, he'll end up as big as a house, won't he, Orleander!
     
  11. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Uh-Huh
    remember that story of how your boyfriend drank a whole bottle of Jack and how stupid he was....well...
     
  12. John99 Banned Banned

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    Nutella is good but peant butter is better.
     
  13. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    yep, straight to his thighs! I'm surprised he wasn't smearing it on his boyfriend. At least that way he'd work it off.

    I've heard it said that Nutella is like a certain part of SS99's anatomy. Smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

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  14. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Heh. ur my funniest member.
     
  15. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    I knew some German au pairs that practically lived on this stuff. Then they complained about getting fat while in America, go figure.
     
  16. Zakariya04 and it was Valued Senior Member

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    String,

    thank you for starting this thread..

    but to be honest i woudl rather lick piss off a nettle than eat nutella.

    In short its fuckin horrible!!!

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  17. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    It's candy pretending to be real food.
     
  18. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    So is this chocolate peanut butter they have. It's swirled together!
    I wouldn't buy it for my kids it's junk!
     
  19. Zakariya04 and it was Valued Senior Member

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    hey shorty

    no its not chocolate peanut butter... its just chocolate but its fuckin horrrible dog poo chocolate.

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  20. oreodont I am God Registered Senior Member

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    It's far frombeing 'just chocolate'.

    Nutella is basically palm oil (one of the worse oils for you), lots of sugar and a bit of nuts and cocoa flavours thrown in. Don't feed it to your kids. Yes, kids and mental defficients will eat it.
     
  21. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    NO they sell it........CHOCOLATE SWIRLED IN PEANUT BUTTER

    I know what nutella is that is different.
     
  22. Zakariya04 and it was Valued Senior Member

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    Okey dokey , io think i got the wrong end of the stick.

    nutella is still fuckin horid though
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  23. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    lol non-europeans ? We have Nutella too you know

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    I never experienced any laxative effects after eating it though, so your boyfriend must be right.
     

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