Death by MONKEY!!

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  1. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Reports: Senior Indian official dies after monkey attack in New Delhi

    The Associated Press
    Published: October 21, 2007

    NEW DELHI: A senior government official died Sunday after falling from a balcony during an attack by wild monkeys at his home in the Indian capital, media reported.
    New Delhi Deputy Mayor S.S. Bajwa was rushed to a hospital after the attack by the gang of Rhesus macaques, but quickly succumbed to head injuries sustained in his fall, the Press Trust of India news agency and The Times of India reported.
    Many government buildings, temples and residential neighborhoods in New Delhi are overrun by Rhesus macaques which scare passers-by and occasionally bite or snatch food from unsuspecting visitors.

    http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/10/21/asia/AS-GEN-India-Monkey-Menace.php
     
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    LOL...Well, Looks like we need Ace Ventura to sort this one out.. LOL...
     
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  5. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Where was spuriousmonkey when you needed him?? Although he might have planned that attack.
     
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  8. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    It's spurious' fault! He's secretly breeding a bioengineered army of mad monkeys. :runaway:
     
  9. peta9 Registered Senior Member

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    Stop blaming the monkeys, the fool fell off a balconey. LOL.
     
  10. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    I suspect thee be a monkey. :bugeye:
     
  11. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    How sad.
     
  12. peta9 Registered Senior Member

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    Excuse me? didn't it say he sustained injuries from a fall? did they pick him up and throw him over too?
     
  13. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    They attacked him on his balcony and he fell off of it while trying to get away from them attacking him.
     
  14. peta9 Registered Senior Member

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    really? No way dude! Why didn't he try to get back in his house/apartment/condo/shack etc instead of jumping to his death? Silly human, bad monkeys! LOL.
     
  15. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    LOL Was he covered in Monkey Sperm? We should put the SpuriousMonkey Man on the case!
     
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  16. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    He was outside and was trapped by the monkeys that were preventing him from going back in the room. This sounds like spuriousmonkey was there to me.

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  17. Sock puppet path GRRRRRRRRRRRR Valued Senior Member

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    I know spurious is involved in some way but it's for the cops to find out, maybe officer Petal is available.
     
  18. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    why?? Did the monkey ejaculate on the guy? Or was he beat to death with a rolled up scientific thesis on monkey semen?? :shrug:
     
  19. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    The monkeys attacked the man, didn't you read what was posted? He feared for his life and couldn't get back inside so he was forced off the balcony or he would have been mauled to death it would seem.
     
  20. peta9 Registered Senior Member

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    you meant this thread to be funny, so what do you expect? should we indict those monkey's for murder? the macaques grow to a large size, don't they? that should teach them not to have them running around loose like that. Do they think a monkey is going to listen to "Stop that! bad monkey!"
     
  21. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    I hope no animals were harmed in this action.
     
  22. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    Monkeys..Eh, we invade their natural habitat and they fight back.. should be interesting. .
     
  23. iceaura Valued Senior Member

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    We lost a couple of soldiers in Vietnam to monkeys.

    Monkeys have an advantage in balcony fights, I think. That doesn't sound fair.
     

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