Does the pope shit in the woods and other inane bullshit

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by nietzschefan, Oct 19, 2007.

  1. nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    Can we put this saying to bed forever? What a fucking stupid saying! What other stupid sayings would you people like to send into oblivion?
     
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  3. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    I want the saying"to be put to bed" to be put out to pasture...or some other inane shit like that.

    p.s I am a huge fan of inane shit! can't get enough of it.
     
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  5. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    shut your piehole and its cold as a witches tit.
     
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  7. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Well, does he ? lol
     
  8. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Oh, what about
    if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it....
     
  9. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    well, he did pre-popedom, but I don't think so post-popedom
     
  10. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Or if a boar spoofs in the bush does anybody care?

    That's one of my old favourites
     
  11. oreodont I am God Registered Senior Member

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    If the Pope drops a log? Depends. However, sure can smell it.
     
  12. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    it would be... if a tree falls in the forest will anybody hear
     
  13. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    AAAAhahahaha!
    Classic!
     
  14. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    I had an "Epiphany".
     
  15. nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    heh...touche'
     
  16. superstring01 Moderator

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    OMFG, Orly! I love the saying "cold as a witch's tit"! Whenever I use it the reactions I get are prescious!

    Also, I'm fond of saying, "Shut the front door" which, if said with the right tone, gives the momentary impression that you're gonna' say, "Shut the fuck up!"

    Then there's, "Useless as tits on a boar" which I use at work a lot.

    I also say, from time to time, "I'd rather have my prostate ground up for seasoning." Which always makes my boss cringe.

    As an HR manager, my colorful metaphors tend to take people off guard a lot. It's fun to make people squirm.

    ~String
     
  17. superstring01 Moderator

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    I thought the saying was, "Does a bear shit in the woods" and "Is the Pope Catholic"?

    Perhaps I've missed something.

    ~String
     
  18. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    I don't know what it was , because I always get sayings wrong......So I bought it lolol:shrug:
     
  19. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    i would like to think that the vatican has toilets.
     
  20. superstring01 Moderator

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    Yes. They probably have lots of alter boys in tight uniforms there to clean up after the naughty priests.

    ~String
     
  21. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    So you saw the Documentary Movie....Deliver Us from Evil too :bugeye:
     
  22. superstring01 Moderator

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    No. But it's arousing my... ah... interest. Is it x-rated?

    ~String
     
  23. oreodont I am God Registered Senior Member

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    The Vatican itself is one big shit hole.
     

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