Online baby

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by draqon, Oct 8, 2007.

  1. draqon Banned Banned

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    About less than a year ago I decided to find free stuff on internet and found a baby food site were they offered free pampers

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    ... as well as enfamil baby food...basically I just had to fill out the application and I will receive these free gifts for my baby in mail. Of course I am not married, I got no baby...so I just filled out that I got a baby. So now from there on I receive mails congratulating that I am 2 weeks pregnant...3 weeks pregnant...and so on

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    And than a month ago or so...I had given birth to the baby....lolz...

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    Even though I did not receive the free gifts, it still felt nice to feel like I have given birth to a baby....

    www.babytobee.com

    try it out
     
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  3. I-Am-Invisible sick of it all. Registered Senior Member

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    äähm...
    congratulations?
     
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  5. draqon Banned Banned

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    thanks

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  7. John99 Banned Banned

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    congatulations on your new bundle of joy.
     
  8. Borsviek ****** Registered Senior Member

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    What comes with those week notices?

    Is this in America or can it ship to Europe?

    Do you think you will get money when the 9 month notice comes in?

    By the way, Congratulations on your baby! Is it an XX or an XY?
     
  9. draqon Banned Banned

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    I have no idea...internet baby is sex-free
    And the shipment never comes in.
    What money?
    It ships across the internet.

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  10. Borsviek ****** Registered Senior Member

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    Or possibly an XXX or XYY if it has Klienfelter syndrome.
     
  11. draqon Banned Banned

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    no nothing like that...my baby is a spirit...it hovers above me with me all around me. It is invisible and love me to cuddle it.
     
  12. Borsviek ****** Registered Senior Member

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    cooooool! It's just a X then
     
  13. Borsviek ****** Registered Senior Member

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    Too bad.
     
  14. draqon Banned Banned

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    not at all. I am happy, it will have no worries. no periods...no needs...no sexual tensions. Just me and it and my dream of it.
     
  15. Borsviek ****** Registered Senior Member

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    That clarifies it.

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  16. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    so, what was it boy or girl? how much did it weigh, and what did you call it?
     
  17. draqon Banned Banned

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    I called it: spirit
    it has no sex
    it is weightless
     
  18. Bells Staff Member

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    :bugeye:

    I think you need to get out more.
     
  19. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    LOL, ya think??

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  20. draqon Banned Banned

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    NEVER
     
  21. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    LOL
    So what are you going to call your spirit baby ?
    Also, what will you do with the pampers... ? lol
     
  22. draqon Banned Banned

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    well...I never did get them.

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  23. nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    Frankly I think that a grown man, that still lives with his MOMMA would hardly know a thing about the machinations of Love.
     
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