Who would win a sumo wrestling match - Buddha or Santa Claus?

I say Santa, because he could sling his sack at Buddha's head.

 

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insufficient information

 

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What more information do you need? Santa and Buddha are both fat and probably would match up pretty evenly in a sumo match.

 

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their knowledge in sumo
their need to fight in sumo
their fat %
their protein %
their arms length
their heights
their leg length

average endurance time
sweat release
as well as psychological stability at the time of action

 

Just give it your best guess.

 

probability is way too low for a successful calculation of outcome of the battle.

 

Don't worry. There is no successful calculation of a battle that can never occur.

 

incorrect. All possibilities can occur.

 

All possibilities can occur, but not everything can occur?

 

time to sleep.
will answer later.

 

No. Wake up now! This question is important.

 

buddha wouldnt win because he wouldnt even want to wrestle santa

 

Santa Clause would win, though in my experience he's more of a boxer. He's fucking strong though; I can't take him.

 

To be in a Sumo match you have to be alive
and real.

 

"Buddha" was not fat.
He was quite skinny, in fact.

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