How often do you bathe?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Avatar, Sep 22, 2007.

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How often do you take a bath?

  1. More than once a week

    22 vote(s)
    53.7%
  2. Once a week

    3 vote(s)
    7.3%
  3. Once a month

    1 vote(s)
    2.4%
  4. I do not bathe

    15 vote(s)
    36.6%
  1. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    Just interested.

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    I love bathing, a very meditative endeavor. Shower is also nice and quite relaxing, but bath is more special, and you can read a book and enjoy music and the surroundings.
     
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  3. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    I take a bath every day. I never shower. My husband takes a shower every day. My kids take a shower every other day.
     
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  5. Deathfromabove Hopeless and Useless Registered Senior Member

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    Every sunday.
     
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  7. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Birthdays and Christmas, whether I need it or not.

    Edit: Where's my poll option? What a farce.
     
  8. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    I bathe less in summers, maybe once every two weeks, but a lot more often in winters when it's cold.
    The general rule is the hotter it is, the less I take a bath and choose shower instead.
    Either way I take a shower every morning no matter the time of the year.
     
  9. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    Well, then I ask a mod to add the option "Less than once a month" just for you.
     
  10. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Baths are dirty anyway. Wallowing in your own shit like a pig.
     
  11. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    Are you covered in shit? No wonder, if you bathe so rarely!

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  12. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    How dirty do you get??
     
  13. Deathfromabove Hopeless and Useless Registered Senior Member

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    Just have shower 1st and then relax in the bath
     
  14. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    If I've had a shower why the fuck would I need a bath? :crazy:
     
  15. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Never, I try to save water and shower with my girlfriends, this way we both get clean and save allot of water for we turn the water off after we get nice and wet then lather each other up, that is the best part, then ru=inse each other off.

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  16. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    I'm saving everything up for when I meet my Maker. I would loath to think that I didn't make it into the Kingdom of God because I insisted on washing away His Creation.
     
  17. Deathfromabove Hopeless and Useless Registered Senior Member

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    To relax
     
  18. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    You can neutralize the bacteria in your faeces a bit by peeing in your bath (excessively).
     
  19. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Do I sound like the kind of person who needs to take time to fucking relax? I mean, for fuck's sake..

    Besides your toes go all wrinkled like an old man's.
     
  20. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Not only your toes.
     
  21. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Do you know you're supposed to keep your toilet and your toothbrush at least 6 feet apart? Otherwise you're brushing your teeth with your own faeces.
     
  22. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Even more interesting is that everything is covered in faeces in a shared cantine. And probably not only your own faeces!

    I just love reading about these things.
     
  23. Sock puppet path GRRRRRRRRRRRR Valued Senior Member

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    You're like, such a biologist. Yes that was derogatory.
     

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