More is better? Or not?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by S.A.M., Sep 15, 2007.

  1. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1315211.html


    Speculations on why the wife may have left:


    http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2007/09/hornier-than-a.html

    Thoughts?

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  3. draqon Banned Banned

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    thoughts? wife and husband are supposed to be together because they love each other...not for some hobbyist idealogy insanity.
     
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  5. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    sounds to me that she was unhappy in the first place, and this was just the icing on the cake for her to leave, if you love someone enough they will stick with you until your better and she wouldve waited for him to have his first penis chopped of. But perhaps she just wasnt happy
     
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  7. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    sharks have two penises and they do not marry.
     
  8. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Damn Germans are too nit-picky with the trivial details !

    Why'dya think they lost World War 2 ?
    Ach !
    Zere ist one zzzentimeter auf play in ze gears auf der planetary drive zyzztem tranzzmizzion auf der 70-tonne panzer ve haff builten !
    Scrapp der entire thing und re-design it !!!


    They just "sublimated" the urge for "absloute perfection" to non-military related stuff...
    Ach !
    Ze 'Schwerpunkt' auf mein Mannenweiner ist looken not enough like ein Pickelhaube !
    Choppen der verdammt thing off und inschtall ein better 'Dickermax' immediately !



    Plus his wife was probably a Thuringian.
    Them bee-atches is all verrückt !
    :crazy:
     
  9. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Why do sharks have two penises?

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  10. Exhumed Self ******. Registered Senior Member

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    The temple of my mind has been violated with this story. T_T
     
  11. superstring01 Moderator

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  12. Neildo Gone Registered Senior Member

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    Wife prolly left him after being asked to do some DP with her.

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  13. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Technically we don't have a penis either. We have a tubed organ that is used to deposit sperm into the genital duct of the sexually receptive and non-receptive woman or sheep.
     
  14. superstring01 Moderator

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    LOL!

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  15. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    Maybe he didn't tell her about and hit her with a "double penetration" surprise.
     
  16. superstring01 Moderator

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    A shark version of the shocker? What then would be the selachii equivilent of the dirty sanchez?

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  17. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe she was fed up with his penis obsession. If my husband came home with a new truck, there would be serious problems. I can't imagine him coming home with an extra penis.
     
  18. mikenostic Stop pretending you're smart! Registered Senior Member

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    Wouldn't you call that the sharker?
    :roflmao:
     
  19. superstring01 Moderator

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    HA! Yep!

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  20. Looney Whaaaaat? Registered Senior Member

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    How did he loose his penis in a motorbike accident? Was he riding nude? An arm or leg I can understand but a penis? Snakes and other reptiles have two penises.
     

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