Bouncing Breasts too much for Bras

Who can resist a story about bouncing breasts? According to recent research, women's breasts bounce as much as eight inches when they exercise, and bras do little to help!

TWENTY POUND BREASTS!!!!

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WOW.

This is an important issue. While I love to watch breasts bounce, I hate to see them sag. We need a bra that allows enough bounce to be fun to watch, but not enough to induce sagging.

I'm sure the crack team of scientists that did this research is hard at work on this right now.

 

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Man, sometimes it can be real fun being a scientist.

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I'll bet those guys submitted the proposal for this study as a joke and never actually expected to get funding. Can you imagine:

Yes. We're going to watch women's breasts bounce as they run and measure that. Because, um, we want to know how effective bras are....yeah, that's it!​

I wonder if they did a control with no bra? I'll bet they did.

 

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http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html

Check this out... oh man. You can even change the view. This is awesome!

 

Thats why we have sports bras.

http://exercise.about.com/od/exerciseapparel/tp/sports_bras.htm

 

hmmm, makes me wonder about the testicles of basketball players.

 

did you have to go there!! now i got a nasty picture in my mind!!!

 

Ever heard of jock straps? :bugeye: What do you think their purpose is?
The male equivalent to sports bras.

It's not just Bball players. Vball, football, soccer. We even wore them in boot camp for physical training/running.

 

Yes, but according to the study:

So sports bras only cut down movement by half. If you have twenty pound breasts, that may not be enough!

PS Bouncing breasts induced by running was the secret to the popularity of Baywatch. No bras either!

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Heard of it, yes. Thought of it, no. I suppose if I was a guy, I would have.

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Testicles, unlike breasts, can retract. Sometimes they hang low, but other times they ride high. Especially when it's cold or there's a lot of bouncing going on. Plus, you've got your male member hanging down and helping to hold them in place (so long as you have some kind of underwear on).

 

but wouldn't the skin holding them to the body lose its elasticity? There is less muscle holding it in place as well.

 

Wouldn't the bounce just be the same as that from some long manic sex like in the porn movies?
Er, I imagine...... I've never watched a woman jogging.

 

It doesn't seem to. There is muscle involved, unlike with breasts. So testicles can pull up until they're right up against your body at times allowing for minimal bounce.

They're super sensitive, so nature has provided a pretty good anti-bounce mechanism. I remember watching the Tonight Show one time and an envelope fell off the table and hit this guy in the 'nads. It was just a normal letter sized envelope, but the guy almost fell to the floor in pain. Then there was the time me and two other guys were riding a sled down a hill and hit a tree. The guy in the front hit the tree with his legs spread and then us two behind him smacked into him. He didn't get up for a while!

 

I never realized how much I love scientists.

 

I'd love to see some of their raw data.

 

Meh, as much as I wanted, I couldn't find skinned breasts on the net.

 

Gahh. Do I have to do everything for you people?

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Sorry Sports Bras suck. Either your boobs are strapped in too tight and you can't breathe properly or they aren't supported enough and are bouncing all over the place. I'd rather wear a comfortable bra and just hold the twins whilst i'm running or moving.

 

If only he hadn't posted the link, I could have had a good reason to search for 'bouncing breasts' in google.

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