Depression and Anxiety's Miracle Cure!

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Teetotaler, Sep 2, 2007.

  1. Teetotaler Registered Senior Member

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    Twelve Fish Oil Omega-3 capsules a day. Be happy. End of discussion.
     
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  3. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    But I don't want happiness. What do I take for unhappiness? :shrug:
     
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  5. Tyler Registered Senior Member

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    Hours a day on this site.
     
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  7. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Couple hundred grams of explosive~propelled lead taken intra-cranially...

    End of discussion, at least.

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  8. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    i miss my lovely hipericum... can't take that anymore because of contraceptives... so now I just suck it up
     
  9. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    :bravo::bravo:
     
  10. USS Exeter unamerican american Registered Senior Member

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    If all else fails, there's always Electroshock therapy!
     
  11. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Death.
    Dead people have never once complained of depression.
     
  12. Fathoms Banned Banned

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    How can it be a miracle cure if you have to buy stuff and ingest stuff for it to work? Sounds more like a causality cure to me.
     
  13. USS Exeter unamerican american Registered Senior Member

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    Did you know that Electroshock therapy is 80% effective in treating maniac depression and schizophrenia?
     
  14. ashpwner Registered Senior Member

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    LOL evry this guy knows what he is talking about!
     
  15. dixonmassey Valued Senior Member

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    Since mental health professionals are notorious for misdiagnosing schizophrenia there are some doubts.
     
  16. dixonmassey Valued Senior Member

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    12 capsules of fish oil, that's some calories in there. Do you eat anything else? Besides, those capsules are so highly processed I doubt if any Omega-3 left in there. Have you tried catching and eating raw fish? It should be much more effective

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  17. Xerxes asdfghjkl Valued Senior Member

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    It's about 10 nutritionally dense calories per capsule.. they won't make you fat.

    If you're worried about over-processed capsules, just take straight fish oil.
     
  18. Exhumed Self ******. Registered Senior Member

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    Why 12?
     
  19. Teetotaler Registered Senior Member

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    The more, the better the results.
     
  20. Xerxes asdfghjkl Valued Senior Member

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    Because, there are usually ~300mg of omega-3s in a capsule. Studies say you need at least 2g.

    You could take more, but there are diminishing returns.
     

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