My Lawn is on Fire

Just so you know...my husband is an IDIOT!!

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My son was mowing the lawn and ran over an underground nest of yellowjackets. (Nothing freaks me out more than hearing my 16 year old son screaming.

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So my husband goes out there with a can of gas to burn them out. stupidhead.
I told him to wait til night (actually I told him to get bug killer), when it got cooler and they all went in the nest. noooooooooooo. He had to do it now. So my lawn is on fire and there are yellowjackets flying around everywhere.

why are men like that?

 

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We excite women this way!

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Yeah, Fire! Fire! Fire!

Check this out:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2umEFHeo6mw
Propane-powered explosive underground pest removal.

 

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I'm not excited in a good way.
Its like when he went 4th of July fireworks shopping without me. Men should not be allowed near gas/matches or let loose in a fireworks store.

I just don't understand???

 

men do man things, setting fire to stuff is expected now and again. and if you actualy have a reason to do it all the better.

by the way what the hell are yellow jackets?, hopefully police wearing high visibility uniforms.

peace.

 

Don't you have anything nice to say about your husband?

 

Try not to understand, just pretend its a little boy in a grown mans body.

 

wasps that live underground. We got rid of the moles and the yellowjackets moved in.
thankfully my son had shoes on, but he was wearing shorts.

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MY LAWN IS ON FIRE!!!!

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are you insane!! I'd have a torn up yard full of pissed off stinging insects!
but it is kinda cool.

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What is going to take the yellow jackets place after they leave?

 

Well, if you want it done properly you'll have to do it yourself..

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Sorry Orleander, but that's just fracking hilarious.

 

they live underground?, why didnt you just pour hot water down into the nest?


peace.

 

Yeah, or a small tactical nuke warhead would have done a good job, too.

Baron Max

 

The Earth belongs to yellow jackets, too. Typhoid and swans...all from the same G-d.

 

Then let 'em fight Orleander's husband for that little piece of it. I'm guessing that her husband just might win the rights to the property. What do you think?

Baron Max

 

So far it seems like the YJ Republican Guard is winning.

 

Well hey...My landlord sold my apartment and didn't bother to tell me...so I'm looking for a new place..Is it "all bills paid"? ..'cause I can move in at the end of the month.

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Just ask yourself why you keep him around, I'm sure you'll think of plenty of good reasons. Oh and take pictures; always good to have evidence of such stuff.

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