The Department of Positive Out of Body Possibilities

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Tim Brewer, Jun 30, 2007.

  1. Tim Brewer Registered Senior Member

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    To whom it may concern,

    Thank you for all your input so far on this topic, and I hope to talk to you more about it when I get back from a vacation.

    ww.near-death.com/jokes

    After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed that a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place than he.

    "I don't understand," he complained to God. "I devoted my entire life to my congregation."

    "Our policy here in heaven is to reward results," God explained. "Now, was your congregation well attuned to you whenever you gave a sermon?"

    "Well," the minister had to admit, "some in the congregation fell asleep from time to time."

    "Exactly," said God, "and when people rode in this man's taxi, they not only stayed wake, they even prayed."

    Thank you,
    Tim
     
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  3. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    i'm not sure about what is expected from people posting in this thread
     
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  5. JetPilot Registered Senior Member

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    ya.. i dont really get it
     
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  7. SoLiDUS OMGWTFBBQ Registered Senior Member

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    Nothing to get. Guy's a fruitcake... didn't you see his massive post?
     
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