Can you say this when you're drunk?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by S.A.M., Jun 22, 2007.

  1. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

    Cinnamon
    Indubitably
    Innovative
    Preliminary
    Proliferation


    Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You're Drunk


    British Constitution
    Loquacious Transubstantiate
    Passive-aggressive disorder
    Specificity


    Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE To Say When You're Drunk


    Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
    Nope, no more alcohol for me.
    Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
    Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
    You're right, I can't jump over that table!

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  3. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    I can't say it sober

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  5. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    When I'm drunk, I wouldn't want to say such things!

    And besides, if I even said those things perfectly sober, someone would cart me off to the loony bin.

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  7. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    :roflmao:

    Good stuff.

    "You're right, I can't jump over that table!"

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    You've seen me drunk?
    :bugeye: Do I know you?
     
  8. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    I don't get drunk.


    I can say all of those in my sleep.

    I am always capable of saying those things, and frequently do.
    I never say that, because I usually can.
     
  9. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    You're disqualified :bugeye:
     
  10. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    lol no neither can i!!

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  11. Redefine91 I piss excellence Registered Senior Member

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    "So he just missed a pk about 50 feet wide. Big deal. It's only a game right?"
     
  12. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    tell you what, i'll go and do some practical lessons in this and tell yopu what happened tomorrow when i am not so hungover, my friend is having a party tonight so i will get her to do it aswell!
     
  13. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    well since im drunk at the moment, i must point out that with the exception of that latin phrase i could say all of those... well except for the last section, but thats just ridiculous
     
  14. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    How drunk are you?
     
  15. John99 Banned Banned

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    WOW another one. this is FUN.
     
  16. neosethis Registered Member

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    tryed one but that not gived a good result

    good evening lovely ,isn't an officer out tonight ?

    lol (yeah sometime offcier dont like to be called "lovely")
     

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