Why does my cat do this?

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  1. alexb123 The Amish web page is fast! Valued Senior Member

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    We have two cats and they both prefer my g/f over me any day. However, when we are not around both cats will sleep where I sit, why do they do this?

    Also, both cats talk a lot but only to humans. They have never said a word to each other, why is this?
     
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  3. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    Taking ownership of Alpha's chair, maybe?

    Because you give them attention when they do?
     
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  5. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    my dog prefers me.........although nietzche always plays with him.....and pets him wayyyyyyy more then me......I am the one who disciplines him alot more.
    :shrug: But I could kick him off the couch......he will go to him where he will pet him........if I call him back he will scratch nietzches legs off to get back to me.
     
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  7. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    I read once that cats never meow past the kitten stage in the wild, but they do it around humans, because it still gets them attention.
     
  8. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    That means that you are Alpha and nietzche is your bitch.
     
  9. pjdude1219 The biscuit has risen Valued Senior Member

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    their cats man you will never truelly understand them just enjoy them for the living mystries they are
     
  10. peta9 Registered Senior Member

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    My cat drools on me every morning almost french kissing me, butting it's head against mine. He also likes to be kissed on his mouth. He also follows me around room to room like I'm going to disappear. He must sleep with one eye open because if I get up from the room, he automatically opens his eyes but not when others do.

    I'd like to know why he rubs his mouth against mine with his spit in the morning.
     
  11. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    LMAO.......hahahaha
     
  12. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    I'm serious.
    The dog sees you as the pack leader, so responds to you and behaves and tried to please you,
    The dog sees him as an equal (therefore, both below you) and wants to play, wrestle and cavort with him - and the dog will push him and test him.
    That's how it works.
     
  13. Grantywanty Registered Senior Member

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    They can take up residual energy. They love to sit where people have been meditating. They will seek out those spots well after they have cooled.

    I would guess when they speak to you they are making requests. Other cats have paws, can not open cans, will not scratch pleasantly on their necks and cannot offer the same meta-comfort.
     
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  15. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    The cats are rulers of this world, they control everything and are gods.

    Beware the cat for they have the power to destroy your relationship + job. You are at their mercy.... the cat indicates that your female is their prized possession, they tell you that she is theirs and they're LETTING her mate with you regularly... this is to confirm they are indeed the masters... she of course has no idea they're controlling her but ehh
     
  16. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    They like to piss you off.
    They really like to piss you off.
    Because they're insulting the stupid humans that don't speak cat.
     
  17. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Do they tell you to kill hookers? Because my friend's dog says that, a lot.
     
  18. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    That guy who used to live next door to Berkowitz?
     
  19. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    I was just waiting for someone to pick up on the fact that his pets are talking to him.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.


    You rock for knowing this.
     
  20. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    that might be true, because i had 2 cats one domesticated and the other was wild, the wild cat used to come in the house alot and we tamed it, we put butter on its feet and locked it in a room for 24 hours, and since then it lived with us.


    and i have never seen the wild cat meow before, but it does make some kind of growl noise when its pissed lol.

    peace.
     
  21. mountainhare Banned Banned

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    Why did you put butter on the cat's feet?!
     
  22. Sci-Phenomena Reality is in the Minds Eye Registered Senior Member

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    Some kind of highly cat-annoying training mechanism I'd assume.
     
  23. tascyd Re vera, cara mea, mea nil ref Registered Senior Member

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    mebbe they are deprived of intelligent companionship when you are around

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