Arguments 4 Or Against Girlfriend Calculation

http://en.nothingisreal.com/wiki/Why_I_Will_Never_Have_a_Girlfriend

Please review the above link, determine what is missing from the equations, also determine if you agree or not with his final conclusion.

 

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I don't care what the numbers say, that dork will never have a girlfriend by mere virtue of the fact that he undertook this study in the first place.

 

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I don't know man---I bet there's some chick somewhere who is impressed by this.

 

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The guy's mother doesn't count.

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Nah---there's always some chick somewhere that's into anything.

 

Reported...

 

??? for what stupidity

 

Thats pretty good really, I tried to do some math on the subject the other day but got bored and distracted.

 

Of all people, it's darksidzz who started this topic... who would have guessed, lol.

About conclusion, well, first I have to say that I am absolutely laughing my head off that someone actually did that, second of all, yeah, I'd have to agree with him, chances are pretty slim of finding someone, but, hell, I see plenty of married people, so apparently it's possible...

 

Lots of people marry because they want a family or don't want to be alone, as I recall a large number settle for someone lesser than they desired, I'm sure that boosts the numbers a fair bit. Don't forget 50% end in divorce anyway.

 

thats so uplifting and positive lol :bawl:

 

You need a new avatar, "Commander"...

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Oh yes I'm so good at that.

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Actually I'm sure it's quite sad really how easily I can say that kinda stuff without being affected.

 

lolol yeah women love star trek

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Dark

I found a solution for you........you need to print out a ton of these and
hand them to as many women as you can.......

Hand it to a potential girl first ask if she is single then.. say would you like the job of Princess?
Just fill this out and I will be your Prince.....if you don't mind be treated
like you never have before....

http://www.brodyvercher.com/images/application-girlfriend.pdf

lol

 

me and my friends used to print out little compliment buisness cards, we would all print out our own cards now and then (for a laugh, but they worked sometimes too) the cards would have our number on them ofcourse,

some would say "your ass is fine", "you have beautiful eyes", "that body is sexy", "you have dick sucking lips (DSL)", "if you wanna fuck you know who to call"


we had lots of them and we would hand them out to people who fitted the description of the card. the girl with the nice ass would get the nice ass card, the girl with the blowjob lips would get the DSL card etc etc etc, and more than a few times it worked.

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peace.

 

Worked on who? tramps and whores? I would not be impressed if I got a card that said i had DSL

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60% of the time (ish) we got a smile or a laugh back from the girl, and if you get a smile or a laugh you can work with that and follow up.

peace.

 

another thing I hate is being called a M.I.L.F

 

its their opinion if they would like to bang you, take it as a compliment.

peace.