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in trig clas we was supposed to prove trig identities. my buddy writes the first part, then writes "like magic", then he writes the second part. i cracked up when he told me what he had done.
Umm I doubt many teachers would agree Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I wonder why they have the idea that English doesn't really count if you're doing a physics paper? "it's"??? "at 300 km/s a distance 1 km from... "300km/s, at a distance, surely? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
And to think Sellar and Yeatman got paid for doing much the same... http://www.amazon.co.uk/1066-All-That-Memorable-History/dp/0413772705
Some more: I'm still in tears: # Nitrogen is not found in Ireland, because it is not found in a free state. # Magnet: Something you can find crawling over a dead cat. # H20 is hot water. CO2 is cold water. # Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives. # Respiration is composed of inspiration and then expectoration. # For a nosebleed: Put the nose lower than the body until the heart stops. # When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire. # The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects. # A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is. # When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide. # The moon is a planet just like Earth, only deader. # To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube. # Equator: A managerie lion running around Earth through Africa.
Lolz this thread is really hilarious. I found this one also funny: Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I may have wet myself laughing after seeing that limit one with the sideways 5, inzomnia, simply amazing... On a slightly related story, once in 8th grade (american schools), we had a spelling test, and a substitute was conducting it. "Any questions before the test?" I asked "how do you spell...". Without missing a beat, she spelled it out, then went "waaaiiiittt aaa minute....." Nothing like a good substitute teacher to brighten up the day back then, ahhh Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! At least this answer is correct! *ducks and runs for cover*
Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men. these are hilarious
