These are old. I heard them years ago. They were funny for a couple of minutes though. "YOU son of a bitch!" "I'm a cop, you idiot!" "Who's your daddy and what does he do?"
Jack Nicholson, ahem, Colonel Jessup, calls a pizza parlour: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE55LpYlVwg&mode=related&search=
And now for something completely different: a public-access TV host bombarded with prank calls whilst trying to keep a straight face: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIEHI0vfCBk&mode=related&search=