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05-11-07, 12:57 PM
NanowaR is the TRUEST metal band in the known universe. No heavy true metal band can be as heavy true and metal as Nanowar is. Even though propaganda states that Nanowar started their activity in 2003, many archeologists claim to have found undeniable proofs of Nanowar's existence dating back to 2003 B.C., when Ozzy was only three years old. Nanowar is the only EPIC - POWER - TRUE METAL band who actually killed a dragon. That's for real ! It happened in the Gargalord Ancient Valley a couple of weeks ago. Nanowar had to change their name to Nanowar Of Steel - obviously not in order to spoof Rhapsody Of Fire, but for REAL and TRUE copyright issues. ... .. . We're serious !!

LISTEN: http://www.jamendo.com/album/5334/?refuid=113449
(creative commons licence)

http://img.jamendo.com/albums/5334/covers/1.200.jpg

Ok, so it's a parody, but the quality of music itself is great, and if you can laugh about yourself, listen, won't regret!
For the record: I really like Manowar.


A few lyrics:


It's made up of steel, but it's not a motorcycle
It's made up of wheels, but it's not a motorcycle
It's made up of kings, but it's not a motorcycle
It's made of True Metal, it is a fucking tricycle !!

Kings metal power true steel oh yeah !
Nanowar'll always be there !

Tricycles of steel ! trycicles of steel !
Pollution is low, no fuel to go
We ride the the tricycles of steel !
WE RIDE THE TRICYCLES OF STEEL !!

Din din, the bell rings, our tricycles are for kings
(They run just like they had unicorn wings)
Din din, the bell plays, our ticycles are for gays
(Because there's no saddle where our ass lays)


I'm under the shower, in the Metal Tower
I wash my hands from the poser's blood
I clean up my armpits, perfume my true hair
Then I polish my long flesh sword
And I say:

Metal ! - LA LA LA LA LA

L'acqua sul mio corpo, scivola leggera
Uuuuuuuuuuaaaaaa, ci starei fino a stasera
With pride I recall, the battles that I fought
And proudly I'm singing this song
SING IT LOUD !!!!

Xev
05-11-07, 01:26 PM
Nanowar? Is that like miniature Manowar?

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05-11-07, 01:30 PM
Well, read the Lyrics and you'll understand. ;)
But they make fun of Rhapsody, Iron Maiden and other heavy metal bands too.

guthrie
05-11-07, 01:31 PM
It's a good thing that the Manowar fans I know have a sense of humour, otherwise they might get violent.

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05-11-07, 01:32 PM
This song might suit Darksizz


Forgive me, oh mum and dad
For the telecom sent the bill with wrath,
But i believed that the call was short
Let him who hasn't a girlfriend
Go and call the number of the bitch
Even if it is an expensive number, this number is 166 166 166

I was alone, I took the phone,
I needed time to think the number I saw on tv
Who did I hear! can I believe
A pack of horny lesbians howling back at me
I've always thought, I've always dreamed
Of magic whores to come and perform sodomy
'Cos in my dreams, it's always there
One dirty slut who takes my dick orgasming to despair

Night was black and I wanted to fuck
I've passed all night to see , Rocco's films on tv
In Netherlands the whores are close at hand
But in Italy, they're pretty hard to see

166 the number of the bitch
Hot chat line is going on tonight

You can go on , ‘till the end of the road
You just have to be aware, shemales who hide out there
In the night, cars’ lights are flashing bright
Bitch-hunting has begun, sexual work is done !

166 the numer of the bitch
30 euro the price for you and me

Pigs and gays, and everyone who says
" I am too arrapate, to stop to masturbate"
Take the phone, order some whores at home
They come to...make it rise and melt it down like ice

166 the number of the bitch
144 the number of the whore

To a sexy shop, I will return
And I will get more videos and hotter stuff of porn
I have the programs on pay TV
I have the hands to make libido take its course

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05-11-07, 01:39 PM
http://www.macguff.fr/goomi/unspeakable/WEBIMAGES/CARTOON/c09-imetalband.jpg

http://www.macguff.fr/goomi/unspeakable/WEBIMAGES/CARTOON/c28-metal2.jpg

Xev
05-11-07, 01:41 PM
Have you heard the new Manowar? It's practically spoken word.

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05-11-07, 01:44 PM
Yeah, but I skip those songs.
The newest album that I have is "Warriors of the World"

Xev
05-11-07, 01:48 PM
This is hilarious, I'm going to download them once I get home from work.

Thanks Avatar!

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05-11-07, 01:50 PM
n/p :)