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05-11-07, 12:57 PM
NanowaR is the TRUEST metal band in the known universe. No heavy true metal band can be as heavy true and metal as Nanowar is. Even though propaganda states that Nanowar started their activity in 2003, many archeologists claim to have found undeniable proofs of Nanowar's existence dating back to 2003 B.C., when Ozzy was only three years old. Nanowar is the only EPIC - POWER - TRUE METAL band who actually killed a dragon. That's for real ! It happened in the Gargalord Ancient Valley a couple of weeks ago. Nanowar had to change their name to Nanowar Of Steel - obviously not in order to spoof Rhapsody Of Fire, but for REAL and TRUE copyright issues. ... .. . We're serious !!
LISTEN: http://www.jamendo.com/album/5334/?refuid=113449
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http://img.jamendo.com/albums/5334/covers/1.200.jpg
Ok, so it's a parody, but the quality of music itself is great, and if you can laugh about yourself, listen, won't regret!
For the record: I really like Manowar.
A few lyrics:
It's made up of steel, but it's not a motorcycle
It's made up of wheels, but it's not a motorcycle
It's made up of kings, but it's not a motorcycle
It's made of True Metal, it is a fucking tricycle !!
Kings metal power true steel oh yeah !
Nanowar'll always be there !
Tricycles of steel ! trycicles of steel !
Pollution is low, no fuel to go
We ride the the tricycles of steel !
WE RIDE THE TRICYCLES OF STEEL !!
Din din, the bell rings, our tricycles are for kings
(They run just like they had unicorn wings)
Din din, the bell plays, our ticycles are for gays
(Because there's no saddle where our ass lays)
I'm under the shower, in the Metal Tower
I wash my hands from the poser's blood
I clean up my armpits, perfume my true hair
Then I polish my long flesh sword
And I say:
Metal ! - LA LA LA LA LA
L'acqua sul mio corpo, scivola leggera
Uuuuuuuuuuaaaaaa, ci starei fino a stasera
With pride I recall, the battles that I fought
And proudly I'm singing this song
SING IT LOUD !!!!
LISTEN: http://www.jamendo.com/album/5334/?refuid=113449
(creative commons licence)
http://img.jamendo.com/albums/5334/covers/1.200.jpg
Ok, so it's a parody, but the quality of music itself is great, and if you can laugh about yourself, listen, won't regret!
For the record: I really like Manowar.
A few lyrics:
It's made up of steel, but it's not a motorcycle
It's made up of wheels, but it's not a motorcycle
It's made up of kings, but it's not a motorcycle
It's made of True Metal, it is a fucking tricycle !!
Kings metal power true steel oh yeah !
Nanowar'll always be there !
Tricycles of steel ! trycicles of steel !
Pollution is low, no fuel to go
We ride the the tricycles of steel !
WE RIDE THE TRICYCLES OF STEEL !!
Din din, the bell rings, our tricycles are for kings
(They run just like they had unicorn wings)
Din din, the bell plays, our ticycles are for gays
(Because there's no saddle where our ass lays)
I'm under the shower, in the Metal Tower
I wash my hands from the poser's blood
I clean up my armpits, perfume my true hair
Then I polish my long flesh sword
And I say:
Metal ! - LA LA LA LA LA
L'acqua sul mio corpo, scivola leggera
Uuuuuuuuuuaaaaaa, ci starei fino a stasera
With pride I recall, the battles that I fought
And proudly I'm singing this song
SING IT LOUD !!!!