The new guy

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by fishtail, May 5, 2007.

  1. fishtail Registered Senior Member

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    In the engineering department, he has a degree in maths, hnc in engineering
    and hnc in electronics ,and yet he can not diagnose a fault, yes i had my
    nose put out, as it was proclaimed that we had a TOP guy in the dept
    now, any probs ask him, boy, he changed out over £3000 worth of electronic
    gear when an (operator) showed him the reset button.

    He changed out a £1000 motor, only for me to find out one of the three phase
    cables loose at the trip swich.

    It goes on, but the managment still thinks the sun shines out of his ---

    Give me strength.
     
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  3. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    carefull, sounds like you may be dealing with a relative of a bigwig.
     
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  5. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    kill somebody.
     
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  7. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    I was going to reply: if you live in the US buy a gun.

    But thought it might be a bit too much. Especially since some Americans might take up on the advice.
     
  8. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    i plan on buying a gun when i move back.
    the difference between myself and other americans is that i know not to shoot someone unless a life has been threatened.

    "dont pull it out unless you are going to use it."
     
  9. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Kind of dangerous rule if you live among Americans who can't tell the difference.
     
  10. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    not if the people you associate with know you feel this way.

    the thing is: most burglaries are done by someone you know. if they know you will shoot somebody, you are less likely to be burglarized.
     
  11. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Are you confusing burglary with murder?

    Better be safe than sorrow. Most murders are committed by your spouse. Better to kill her now I would say.

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  12. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    *shrug*
    your wish is my command.
     
  13. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    So would I be correct in saying that most burglaries are committed by your spouse? I may inform the Finnish police, depending on your answer.

    No, not you. Him.
     
  14. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    IAC?
     
  15. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    No, not him. Him.

    Jesus Christ.

    (And no, not Him either.)
     
  16. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    I already complained to the Finnish police that there is nothing worth stealing in my house.
     
  17. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    You know that insurance thingy where they claim to pay damages for natural disasters? I tried to convince them that I qualify as a natural disaster but they wouldn't agree. Its obviously nothing but a crooked scheme to get your money.

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