Hello, and welcome to Sock puppet path's Embarrassing Stories. My friend path's life story is one of embarrassment and humiliation from beginning to end. I've sobbed and wailed on innumerable occasions as this poor man has related to me the misunderstandings, fiascos and mindless cruelties that have plagued him since he was but a small child. I've tried to persuade him many times that the traumas which afflict him are best dealt with via public discussion of them with a party of sincere, sympathetic individuals, but he's so far been unable to bring himself to reveal his darkest, innermost thoughts. Until today. Please don't mock as this train-wreck of a man unveils the depths of his soul to you, and finally faces the demons whose cursed laughter echoes in his ears every time he wets the bed. Be kind; be understanding; be sympathetic. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: Sock puppet path.
I know we're all impatient and want to get started, folks, but I'm sure path will be along any moment now. <Looks anxiously at watch>
Wow...... eeeh..... thanks.. redarmy11 for.. eh.. opening up old and relatively fresh wounds anew. What do I do now?? *inches awkwardly towards the exit*
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved
When I was 18 back in the 80s I liked to have a spikey hairdo but my hair was naturally very flat. One night in a rush to get to the club and dance to bananarama I was having a hard time getting it to stand up properly. I remembered reading that egg whites were great for making your hair stand up. I got an egg took the white and put it in my hair then saw it probably needed to dry before I got the desired effect. didn't have time to wait so I used a blow dryer on high to dry it....
