The just ask Redarmy11 thread

Hi everyone, this is designed to be the first in a series of educational and informative threads where ordinary people such as yourselves can tap some of the most vacuous brilliant minds in the sciforums community.

Should I iron my underpants?
What band is the coolest?
what is the best car to drive?
should I pluck my eyebrows?
but is it art?

Querys like these and many others are all within the scope of redarmys expertise. Redarmy has quit his job (actually he never had one) just so that he can be available for you during this series.

Take it away Redarmy11


Disclaimer; Please refrain from asking redarmy about anything relating to communism as this has unfortunate side effects

 

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What is breakfast cereal music?

Is there fast food music? (aka takeout music)

Candlelight dinner with the hand painted periwinkles music?

Picnic basket music?

TIA,
Sam

 

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Well spoken Sam, we await Redarmys answers with great trepidation.

 

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Actually that reminds I have a query of my own.

Dear Redarmy11
what the hell does trepidation mean?

sincerely
spp

 

Why did RedArmy not do the introduction to his own Q&A thread?

It's a posh word for "drilling a hole in someone's head"

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Did Elvis ever introduce himself???

 

Dear Redarmy:


I have always wanted a cool looking metal cyborg arms, and cybernetic eyes with all kinds of different vision modes (like low light vision, thermal vision, telescopic zooming, targeting mode, etc).

Unfortunately, it's currently the year 2007, and we are still eons away from being able to do this kind of thing.

My question is - what's the hold up? What's so difficult about making cyborg body parts?

Sincerely, Om

 

Dear RedArmy11

Why are Chelsea so awesome?
Does Alex Ferguson ever spit his chewwing gum out?

Regards,
No Way Jose

 

Thankyou, Sock puppet path (or can I call you SPP?). You're quite right in pointing out that I am as of now unemployed, and so have all the time in the world to waste answering banal questions from every Tom, Dick and Harry.

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http://www.mp3lyrics.org/s/stiff-little-fingers/closed-groove/

Breakfast cereal music - or breakfast cereal commercial music to give it its full name - is any music that gets played as a soundtrack in breakfast cereal commercials on television, or that sounds like it should be. It's typically banal, inoffensive and makes an ideal background to scenes of shiny-skinned health fascists relaxing and having fun.

Breakfast cereal commercial music artistes include the likes of Jack Jonson, Joe Jackson, Jan Jockson, The Lighthouse Family, Vanessa Carlton, Meredith Brooks, Bruce Hornsby & the Range, and any other artistes who patently don't drink enough and who've never tried heroin.

Fast food music isn't something I'm familiar with but, if it exists, it would probably be something dirty, unhealthy, spotty and nasty, like Green Day or Limp Bizkit. Alternatively, it could be something like Nelly Furtado - pleasant enough while it lasts but ultimately insubstantial and, 5 minutes later, you're hungry again and want another one.

For picnics, you'll probably want something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnzLEDDbANY

Whereas, for candle-lit dinners, something like this would probably be more suited: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOlmxT6Q0uE

And later, you'll almost certainly need this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X-_OcmNRq4

Hope this helps..

 

What color is God?

 

I'm hungry now. *chomping on pizza and beer*

Thanks

Love the concertos.

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Legend has it that he introduced himself to Priscilla Ann Wagner during their first meeting whilst he was stationed in Germany during his service with the US army. Much later on, Priscilla wished that he hadn't.

 

See what I mean people, I never knew that!

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brilliant I says brilliant!

 

The delay is mainly due to a lack of cyborgs from which to salvage the necessary parts, combined with a dearth of cyborg reprocessing plants. As soon as mass production of cyborgs is under way, and the reprocessing plants constructed, we envisage that more and more body parts will become available - so don't give up hope yet!

I myself would like some cybernetic legs so that I can finally achieve my dream of becoming a professional break-dancer.

 

Dear Nickelodeon,

Chelsea are far from awesome, as their trophy haul shows. In particular, their European trophy cabinet still stands embarrassingly empty. They've thus far managed to buy a certain amount of success, thanks to the financial backing of a certain shady multi-billionaire, but lack the guts and determination of their less well-financed rivals.

And no, Ferguson never spits out his gum - not even before kissing his lovely wife Cathy.

 

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn2013

 

It's the color of her eyes.

 

RedArmy11, old chap:

Will you hold me tight through the cold winter nights?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper;
A peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked;
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper
Where’s the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?

Who would you most like a one to one with, and why?

Will I be a beautiful butterfly someday?

 

Certainly, but is that all you want? You can do me every which way for £5.00 extra.

It's probably up his sleeve. That's how I'd do it.

Probably God, so that I can see what colour she is.

Of course, my pretty. Keep on killing fat girls, then making outfits out of their skins, and you'll get there.

 

How many days is too many days to go without a shower?