Imagine you're on Death Row, awaiting your fate. What would be your wish-list of final demands. Obviously, not all of these demands are afforded the Green Mile convict, but it makes for interesting reading (I hope!). Here's what I wanna know: What crime do you wanna fry for? What is your chosen method of execution? What's your last meal? What's your last drink? What song do you wanna listen to one last time? What film do you wanna watch one final time? What legal vice do you wanna imbibe once more? What illegal vice will you take one last time? What are your last words? And, finally, what will your tombstone read? I'll start us off-- GENOCIDE. DEATH BY ORGASM(S). A BOTTOMLESS BUCKET OF SCAMPI. A BLACK VELVET. 'MEXICAN' by BABE RUTH. JACKASS 1 or 2. PACK OF MARLBOROS. ENOUGH COKE TO MAKE TONY MONTANA BAULK. "SEE YOU IN A MINUTE..." Either 'BURIED ALIVE' or I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU...'
What crime do you wanna fry for? Murder (because frying for any other is terrible) What is your chosen method of execution? (Firing squad) What's your last meal? (Boston Market) What's your last drink? (Sweet Leaf Green Tea) What song do you wanna listen to one last time? (Smile.DK - Kissy Kissy) What film do you wanna watch one final time? (Showgirls) What legal vice do you wanna imbibe once more? (They are to strict) What illegal vice will you take one last time? (Huh?) What are your last words? (Burn in hell motherfuckers, when I come back from the dead I'll make you suffer like the trash you all are, I liked killing that person it was fun, I'm going to come back an.... ackk.......) And, finally, what will your tombstone read? Here lyes a great man, one with vision and respect towards all life. He truly was an amazing person that deserves the power to pick an choose who lives or dies.
What crime do you wanna fry for? Jaywalking. What is your chosen method of execution? Stabbed to death. What's your last meal? Steak and Chips What's your last drink? Hot chocholate What song do you wanna listen to one last time? Silence What film do you wanna watch one final time? Psycho What are your last words? "Arghhh! Ouch! Fucking hell!" And, finally, what will your tombstone read? I didnt do it.
What crime do you wanna fry for? Treason What is your chosen method of execution? Have my skin pulled off What's your last meal? Human sushi What's your last drink? A nice Trinchero Family Chicken Ranch Cabernet What song do you wanna listen to one last time? The National Anthem What film do you wanna watch one final time? V for Vendetta What legal vice do you wanna imbibe once more? Cigarette What illegal vice will you take one last time? Weed What are your last words? What distinguishes man from the rest of the animals is his ability to drastically alter his environment intentionally on a rapid and wide scale. In the selfish this power instills a sense of arrogance and ownership of the world - in the wise, it instills a sense of awed humility and custodianship of the world And, finally, what will your tombstone read? I woldn't have a tomstone. The only reason I am not being tossed off into teh woods to rot is that I can't legally get away with it.
