Situation: The aliens from far away star come to Earth and by destroying the moon with particle beam in one second they demonstrate their superior force. The aliens approach Earth and on every television, radio, mass media, and by telepathy they announce that they will destroy Earth unless you (who is reading this) will go to the aliens and be anal probed big time and stay with them forever. However if you don't agree, Goodbye Earth! So, will you save Earth or your ass? :bugeye:
"Earthlings this is Prime-Zeta-BitiKelaHexamon speaking, unless you will give what we ask to us for anal probing, the EARTH will be destroyed! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ah-ah-HA-ha-ha!!!" Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Oh FFS. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Have you seriously got nothing better to do with your time?
Well until the next group of tourist aliens arrive to Earth (if there is one). Their current plan: plan A) Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! plan B) Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Could I not just sell out humanity in some vile, underhand way and thus retain the sanctity of my anal temple? I mean, can we not compromise here?
Hmm... how about I'll go if they provide me with the wine, poppers and ecstasy required for me to hopefully not mind? I don't much appreciate the idea of anal probing, but people change, especially on drugs... and I'd get to go on an alien spaceship!
You mean: 1. The Aliens will give you a colon cleanse, and allow you to journey with them for a life in a brand new planet of paradise and happiness? Meanwhile, the Earth will remain as usual. 2. You along with the planet gets destroyed. I don't think this is such a difficult choice.
Oh brother, this will not be that easy. Anal probing bit time brother! The aliens are hardcore evil dudes.
yeah but no but yeah but if the moon is destroyed it will surely fuck up earth's climate and stability (probably), causing all manner of problems such that the anal finger will be the last of your worries.
well the moon was replaced by junk/waste from the alien spaceship...so the floating blob of junk with equal mass and on equal gravitational field as the previous moon. So no worries there.
I would make them an offer to be a middleman and exploit others for their curiosity. Hey it's money making opportunity at every turn of out lives. Sending many others in place of myself would be much better. that way not only save the human race by fulfilling their curiosity but also be saving my own butt too while possibly getting some type of payment arrangement out of it.
well its all uP to them, but for now it is only you and you only, for anal probing BIG time or....Earth goes kaboooom.