What will you do? Will you save the world or yourself?

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What will you do? (situation)

  1. I will save Earth and be anal probed forever

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  2. I will save myself and Earth goes kaboom

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  3. I refuse to answer because of ethical principles.

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  1. draqon Banned Banned

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    Situation: The aliens from far away star come to Earth and by destroying the moon with particle beam in one second they demonstrate their superior force. The aliens approach Earth and on every television, radio, mass media, and by telepathy they announce that they will destroy Earth unless you (who is reading this) will go to the aliens and be anal probed big time and stay with them forever. However if you don't agree, Goodbye Earth!

    So, will you save Earth or your ass? :bugeye:
     
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  3. draqon Banned Banned

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    "Earthlings this is Prime-Zeta-BitiKelaHexamon speaking, unless you will give what we ask to us for anal probing, the EARTH will be destroyed! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ah-ah-HA-ha-ha!!!"

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  5. Ghost_007 Registered Senior Member

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    Snooze, you lose.
     
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  7. Hercules Rockefeller Beatings will continue until morale improves. Moderator

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    Oh FFS.

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    Have you seriously got nothing better to do with your time?
     
  8. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    goodbye, Earth.

    Baron Max
     
  9. Ghost_007 Registered Senior Member

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    So these mateys came down to Earth just to bugger/sodomise one human?
     
  10. draqon Banned Banned

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    Well until the next group of tourist aliens arrive to Earth (if there is one).

    Their current plan:


    plan A)

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  11. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Could I not just sell out humanity in some vile, underhand way and thus retain the sanctity of my anal temple? I mean, can we not compromise here?
     
  12. draqon Banned Banned

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    and it is you.
     
  13. bricky Registered Member

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    Dumb question. If the earth goes, you go. There is no way to save yourself.
     
  14. draqon Banned Banned

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    you save it by giving yourself in.
     
  15. Aivar A.R. Registered Senior Member

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    Hmm... how about I'll go if they provide me with the wine, poppers and ecstasy required for me to hopefully not mind? I don't much appreciate the idea of anal probing, but people change, especially on drugs... and I'd get to go on an alien spaceship!
     
  16. draqon Banned Banned

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    its up to them to decide. they give no guarantees.
     
  17. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    You mean:

    1. The Aliens will give you a colon cleanse, and allow you to journey with them for a life in a brand new planet of paradise and happiness? Meanwhile, the Earth will remain as usual.

    2. You along with the planet gets destroyed.


    I don't think this is such a difficult choice.
     
  18. draqon Banned Banned

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    Oh brother, this will not be that easy. Anal probing bit time brother! The aliens are hardcore evil dudes.
     
  19. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    yeah but no but yeah but if the moon is destroyed it will surely fuck up earth's climate and stability (probably), causing all manner of problems such that the anal finger will be the last of your worries.
     
  20. draqon Banned Banned

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    well the moon was replaced by junk/waste from the alien spaceship...so the floating blob of junk with equal mass and on equal gravitational field as the previous moon. So no worries there.
     
  21. mikenostic Stop pretending you're smart! Registered Senior Member

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    :roflmao:

    best/funniest post of this thread
     
  22. Fugu-dono Scholar Of Shen Zhou Registered Senior Member

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    I would make them an offer to be a middleman and exploit others for their curiosity. Hey it's money making opportunity at every turn of out lives. Sending many others in place of myself would be much better. that way not only save the human race by fulfilling their curiosity but also be saving my own butt too while possibly getting some type of payment arrangement out of it.
     
  23. draqon Banned Banned

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    well its all uP to them, but for now it is only you and you only, for anal probing BIG time or....Earth goes kaboooom.
     

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