How Will The Person Above You Die ?

[Killjoy]

HIT ME...!!!

[Oniw17]

^Terrorist attack, while visiting Shanghai.

[Sock puppet path]

In a gang related drive by.

[draqon]

silent death in everlasting peaceful solitary acceptance

[phonetic]

"By my bare hands." Says the dark beast that lives inside a man, somewhere.

[redarmy11]

Self-immolation in protest at his failure to make it through the qualifying rounds of X-Factor with his band The New Proclaimers.

[draqon]

he/she will not die. He/she will live life eternal (unlike 100% death statistics and 0% probability)

[Absane]

he/she will not die. He/she will live life eternal (unlike 100% death statistics and 0% probability)

No one will know how dragon will die... he'll just disappear and not a single soul will know :(

[leopold99]

absane will die being screwed to death in a harem.

[EmptyForceOfChi]

leopold99, will give his life for allah and declair jihad on the west, strapping canisters of cemtex to his crotch and running into uk train station, only to be shot in the head 7 times by english armed police for looking middle eastern and having a beard.


peace,

[Tnerb]

I am glad I got empty force of chi...
He will be chopped to death with a buddhist that is beating him with a ... uh... chicken.

[Xerxes]

existabrent will be gang-raped by lesbians and die from a perforated colon.

[Tnerb]

xeres will die at a party from drinking too much vodka... and then will be shot by existabrent.

[leopold99]

leopold99, will give his life for allah and declair jihad on the west, strapping canisters of cemtex to his crotch and running into uk train station, only to be shot in the head 7 times by english armed police for looking middle eastern and having a beard.


peace,
YIKES! :eek:

[Killjoy]

xeres will die at a party from drinking too much vodka... and then will be shot by existabrent.
You'll shoot him after he's died from the vodka ?

I think you'll trip over your own feet on the way to try capping him, shooting yourself in the abdomen, perforating your colon & severing your abdominal aorta, and your last impressions before bleeding out will be of being gang-raped by Bhuddist lesbian chopper riders wearing chicken masks...

[The Devil Inside]

Killjoy will poop too much one day.

[bricky]

In a puddle of their own vomit after a heavy night drinking

[Oniw17]

Shot by US soldiers in Iraq with laser pointers on their guns.

[Genji]

Overdosing on Vitamin A

[draqon]

Overdosing on Vitamin A

...are you serious? ... that is actually highly probable

[Killjoy]

Will OD on Hemp Vodka (http://www.mosnews.com/news/2004/04/16/hempvodka.shtml) from the old country.
;)

[draqon]

Will OD on Hemp Vodka (http://www.mosnews.com/news/2004/04/16/hempvodka.shtml) from the old country.
;)

I said it many times I dont injest alcohol, I dont take drugs, never will, never had.

I do however intake too much vitamin supplements, which might cause vitamin A overdose.

[Killjoy]

I said it many times I dont injest alcohol, I dont take drugs, never will, never had.

I do however intake too much vitamin supplements, which might cause vitamin A overdose.
It's a game, kiddo...
You're supposed to play the game.

I will retract, however...

You spontaneously combust.
:D

[Genji]

I said it many times I dont injest alcohol, I dont take drugs, never will, never had.

I do however intake too much vitamin supplements, which might cause vitamin A overdose.
Vitamin abuse is as hard on the liver as alcohol. Only take vitamins that are in foods you do not get enough of.

[darksidZz]

Weird thread

[draqon]

Weird thread

as life is.

[Nikelodeon]

Will lose zest for life, and wither away.

[Rantaak]

Nickelodeon will spontaneously turn into a hamster, whereupon he will shift into the realm of 8-year-old television and drown in a pool of bile, intestines, spinal segments, and other mixed organs.... And goldfish crackers.

[S.A.M.]

In the middle of high summer, after 4 days of being tied to an ant hill in the Sahara while being pecked at by vultures.

[Roman]

Americans spreading freedom.
And even a little liberty.

[leopold99]

roman will shit himself to death.

[Jeremyhfht]

Leopold99

Death-Punched by Maddox for not spending every hour of his life on The Best Page in the Universe.

Oh, and for not saying pirates every post.

-Pirates

[Redefine91]

Get beat to death for ending every sentence with the word pirates.

[S.A.M.]

Being slobbered over by Genji ;)

[GeoffP]

Being slobbered over by Genji. :(

[Ghost_007]

Will drown in Robert Spencer's semen.

[Killjoy]

Will be killed in a deadly freak Whack-A-Mole (http://www.jebikes.com/java/WhackAMole/) accident...

[Nikelodeon]

^^ Will be trampled to death by a horde of angry lesbians.

[GeoffP]

LMAO. Ghost's so mad. :D

Will be transported into MTW and fired at TDI's infantry.

[Jeremyhfht]

Will be killed by falling down a 120 story building...

then landing on a trampoline and being catapulted into the atmosphere where he'll burn to ash.

[redarmy11]

Will be whisked away in the dead of night by black-coated agents of GeoffP the Illuminati.

[Redefine91]

Will drunkendly relay his happiness about beating "those punk chealsea assholes" to a chelsea fan in a bar after the match.

[jables]

American friendly fire

[one_raven]

Will die off slowly into oblivion, like most sock monkeys do.

[Nikelodeon]

In a suicide pact with Muslim.

[Genji]

Of a heart attack during sex with Al Sharpton.

[Redefine91]

Anal Trauma

[Killjoy]

`
Alien brain implant power core containment failure subjects dura matter to lethal dose of "M-Rays"...

[one_raven]

The revenge of Joy's ghost.

[Killjoy]

`
Atlatl demonstration goes horribly wrong...

[Jeremyhfht]

A freak weather balloon accident that will get conspiracy theorists going wild about aliens or some such nonsense.

[Genji]

Anal Trauma
:eek: :cool:

[Jeremyhfht]

failed attempts at assassinating Rede for his attempted Anal Trauma, which resulted in his death from Anal Trauma.

[Killjoy]

`
Touches the infamous "Third Rail of American Politics" (http://seniorliving.about.com/b/a/146580.htm).

[leopold99]

killjoy will die in the mid pacific in a rowboat attemping to find an island full of naked women

[Jeremyhfht]

`
Touches the infamous "Third Rail of American Politics" (http://seniorliving.about.com/b/a/146580.htm).

O_O HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

Leopold will die from a freak beaver-mistaking-him-for-a-tree accident.

[[a-5]]

Jeremyhfht will die at the hands of Scorpion, from Mortal Kombat. Allow me to elaborate. First off, Scorpion will deplete your health...twice. At the FINISH HIM mark, he will jump back, pull out his spear, and shoot it into your leg and brutally dismember your lower left leg. Next, he will retract his spear and fling it into your right arm. He pulls and dismembers your right arm from the elbow down. Then, as you pitifully hop on one leg, he slowly walks up towards you with an evil grin on his face and twists your neck 180 degrees as you beg him to spare your life. FATALITY.

( How's that for sadistic?)

[draqon]

[1-5] is some sort of a troll...can't figure out who thou

[GeoffP]

Kicked in the nuts to death.

[draqon]

body will turn into plastic

http://growabrain.typepad.com/growabrain/images/wet_dream_1.jpg

[[a-5]]

Satan will kill him because he posted those pictures.

[Killjoy]

^ Pellet of Polonium dropped into tea by Russian agents.

[Oniw17]

Liver disease caused by cat food.

[darksidZz]

James R - "Hey darksidZz you know your threads from your past as sderenzi pretty much tell me how you are gonna die!"

darksidZz - "What? :O How man I would luV to know this, it's very important to me to understand when / how."

James R - "I am not gonna say cuz it's to terrible, to sick."

darksidZz - "Oh come on man tell me, I'm real sorry about acting so weird before, I got the sex polls outta my system (cuz you guys answered them all).

James R - "Alright, fine... since I'm a brilliantly nice fellow I shall tell you."

darksidZz - "Thank goodnes!"

James R - "You will die a virgin!! nuff said.."

darksidZz - "Noooooo! no!!!! : bangs floor : nooo!"

[[a-5]]

^^ Hara-Kiri. Self decapitation.

[Nikelodeon]

^^ Bloodless coup gone wrong.

[kenworth]

at the hands of a jilted transsexual lover named Hans.

[Nikelodeon]

^^ By eating a chicken McNugget.

[Jeremyhfht]

Apologies for breaking the premise of this thread, but I simply could not resist.

;1370628']Jeremyhfht will die at the hands of Scorpion, from Mortal Kombat. Allow me to elaborate. First off, Scorpion will deplete your health...twice. At the FINISH HIM mark, he will jump back, pull out his spear, and shoot it into your leg and brutally dismember your lower left leg. Next, he will retract his spear and fling it into your right arm. He pulls and dismembers your right arm from the elbow down. Then, as you pitifully hop on one leg, he slowly walks up towards you with an evil grin on his face and twists your neck 180 degrees as you beg him to spare your life. FATALITY.

( How's that for sadistic?)

a-5 will die at the hands of a Jaguar (Omf: 2097). The Jaguar will deplete your health, then do a scrap move. Before he finishes the hit, he will jump up and do a Destruction move.

Thereby obliterating your body. While in the fire pit, and then he does the Fire move and accesses the secret "Fire" opponent. during the fight he will pick up pieces of your body and assault the Fire opponent with pieces of your flesh, while using your spine and head as a warhammer.

He will then Scrap/Destroy Fire, and use your spine on the dive down deep into the guys body (from head down), and then smash what's left head first into the ground. The ground will then crack, and performing the Fire/Ice move again, will reach the second secret opponent: ICE.

Ice then smashes whatever is left of you, and the Jaguar wins.

PERFECT. VITALITY. DESTRUCTION. Million points.

[S.A.M.]

^^ By eating a chicken McNugget.

By depleting his ATP too rapidly as a consequence of that avatar!:eek:

[one_raven]

at the hand of darksidZz, when he finally cracks.

[S.A.M.]

at the hand of darksidZz, when he finally cracks.

being dismembered excruciatingly slowly by samcdkey.:cool:

[Nikelodeon]

Being shredded by a giant oversized rodent.

[S.A.M.]

Being shredded by a giant oversized rodent.

Through poetic justice.:p

[Jeremyhfht]

by the kitten for taking it's ball of yarn (avatar).

[[a-5]]

^^ Smallpox.

[Nikelodeon]

^^ Smothered by samcdkeys boobs.

[one_raven]

will be killed by EmptyForceOfChi, Japanese warrior style, because he gave him shit about saying "peace" at the end of all his posts.

edit: Nick beat me, this was for [a-5]

[Jeremyhfht]

Will get smallpox from me.

[Killjoy]

^ Cut down by the sickle cell...

[spidergoat]

Will drown in his own blood.

[krstofer]

will be crushed when a crucifix falls off a church.

[Ghost_007]

will be crushed when a crucifix falls off a church.

Will go to sleep and never wake up.

[Oniw17]

coke overdose

[one_raven]

Pepsi overdose

[Jeremyhfht]

RootBeer overdose (actually, that might apply to me more)

[Redefine91]

Tibetan Assasination

[S.A.M.]

Too much lip gloss

[redarmy11]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/24/Panthera_tigris.jpg

[Jeremyhfht]

EDIT: oops, this was for rede. Oh well, for the above:

The tiger ate you too.

[S.A.M.]

For redarmy001

http://yunasville.com/PhotoBlog/albums/FeelingAngry/angry_England.jpg

[[a-5]]

For redarmy001

http://yunasville.com/PhotoBlog/albums/FeelingAngry/angry_England.jpg

^^ Natural causes.

[Redefine91]

6 vehicle snowmobiling accident. Lots of blood. One of those dental record crashes.

[[a-5]]

Something involving a meat grinder. Lots of blood. One of those "find a tooth in the ground" murders. (asshole -__-)

[Redefine91]

Something involving revoloution because he is one fucked up revoloutionist.

[S.A.M.]

http://www.theyrecoming.com/killer_rat/images/small/fullvert.jpg

[Redefine91]

One bad break up

+

and a week of staying in pajamas

+
eating ice cream

+

while watching pretty in pink over and over again


=
http://hem.bredband.net/niknyk/pics2/bumper2.jpg

[Genji]

Over stimulation of the genitalia.

[S.A.M.]

*Been there, done that, read the book, seen the movie, wore the Tshirt*

Tickled with a feather while tied to a bed.

[Redefine91]

Suicide after the Mcain lead US brings stability to Iraq in 2009 and no reports of soldier cruelty surface.

[Genji]

Horribly, in an Iranian prison.:D

[Redefine91]

Coming out to his muslim friends

[S.A.M.]

Strangled by self delusion

[Redefine91]

Suffocated by Self righteousness or drowned by stubborness

or possibly being horribly owned in one fashion or another.

[spidergoat]

Consciousness transferred to photonic media by destructive scan. Technically dead but immortal.

[S.A.M.]

while spending all day dreaming of shoes.

[Redefine91]

Happy

[Jeremyhfht]

depressed...his soul forever within the cold depths of the blackness of his own hell...nothing but the cold to embrace his sorrow.

Oh, wait, sorry, that's me. Hahahahaha.

[Oniw17]

xanybar OD

[Jeremyhfht]

Vitamin C OD

[weed_eater_guy]

27 car pile-up + train wreck on a drawbridge over a cruise liner, with a plane crash thrown in for more flavor. will go down in history as the most unbelievably awesome accident in history

[Jeremyhfht]

O.o.....wow....I'm honored! *bows* I can't beat that.

[weed_eater_guy]

will cause said accident

(btw, nothing personal, just messin around :) )

[Jeremyhfht]

Will be killed in said accident (No offense taken ;P)

[Killjoy]

`
Schlachthof Fünf

:mufc:

[[a-5]]

Killjoy will die by death.

[Jeremyhfht]

Killjoy will kill you until you're dead.

[RickyH]

shot while stalking killjoy

[Nikelodeon]

Killed by Joy.

[Genji]

Killed by Joy.Ruptured prostate.;)

[Orleander]

falling asleep and burning to death in a tanning bed

[original]

Breaking her neck in a precarious sexual position.

[Genji]

falling asleep and burning to death in a tanning bed
:eek: :bugeye:

[darksidZz]

Genji will kill me and the police will shoot him for it :D

[Nikelodeon]

A heart attack, moments before having sex with a woman for the first time.

[one_raven]

Eventually landing hard at the end of that freefall in his avatar.

[shorty_37]

Old age in the arms of his beloved new bride.

[draqon]

flying in the dusty apogee of a new planet, burning the skin like paper dust flying in wind above the new driest ocean without a drop of a water.

[Orleander]

slitting her own throat with her sharp tongue

[draqon]

slitting her own fingernails while looking with half of two eyes on the reflection of the second eye of God Ra raging the fire within the soul like dying sun that burns your body and changes all to dust that drifts beyond the nuclear cirrus clouds above the corpses were you lie.

[lucifers angel]

choke on a tea bag that he leaves in his tea cup!!

[Orleander]

having a heat attack when David Caruso pinches her butt.

[GhostofMaxwell.]

tumbling down the stair while trying to put on square pants.

[original]

By another fine mess...

That was a headline in my local paper and I thought of you, GhostOfMaxwell, even though it should have been Laurel & Hardy...

[Killjoy]

`
Struck by frozen mass of "accidentally" jettisoned airliner toilet effluvia plummeting to Earth...

[mountainhare]

Given a bowel rupturing enema by an incompetent, transvestite nurse named Bubba.

[draqon]

he will awaken from this dream of life

[Enmos]

Dragon will be hit by a truck during one of his sleep-walking instances

[draqon]

shadows will dance around you and lift you hovering above tree branches, than carry you up into the sky were lightning rages and ball of lightning will approach you and you will fall at terminal velocity while the ball lightning will be falling behind you, the hard splash of your body into the miles of water mist above cold Atlantic ocean will awaken and intensify your sense until a dolphin will rise from the seas and smile at you with the dental like crystalline teeth making you fall for it even further until there is nothing but ocean surround the drifting pieces of your body amidst the rising scenery of steep mountains of Chile.

http://library.thinkquest.org/03oct/00758/en/disaster/lightning/ball_lightning.jpg

http://luna.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/_as_the_world_falls_away_by_lithp.jpg

[Enmos]

Ouch.. lol
But such a cool way to die :D

[Orleander]

choking on a tooth pick while laughing hysterically

[Enmos]

:bugeye: ... i died again ?

Death by impalement:

"His method of torture was a horse attached to each of the victim's legs as a sharpened stake was gradually forced into the body. The end of the stake was usually oiled, and care was taken that the stake not be too sharp; else the victim might die too rapidly from shock. Normally the stake was inserted into the body through the anus and was often forced through the body until it emerged from the mouth." ~Wikipedia

[draqon]

by realization of self immortality...the death of hope

[Enmos]

:mad:

On a torture rack by these ants: Fierce ants build 'torture rack' (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4472521.stm)

[phonetic]

Internal bleeding after a night of sexual experimentation went horribly wrong. The prosthetic leg lived to see another day.

[Enmos]

:eek: :roflmao:

By tying a piano string around you neck.. supergluing your hands to your head.. and then jumping off a building. :D

[lucifers angel]

having a heat attack when David Caruso pinches her butt.

PMSL!!! dont know if i wold die because of that but hey....not bad.

[lucifers angel]

:eek: :roflmao:

By tying a piano string around you neck.. supergluing your hands to your head.. and then jumping off a building. :D

driving his car of a cliff while fighting with his boyfriend

[Enmos]

driving his car of a cliff while fighting with his boyfriend

:bugeye:
By choking during oral sex with your boyfriend.

[lucifers angel]

:bugeye:
By choking during oral sex with your boyfriend.

lol!!

by having a filthy mind and walking into the road and getting squashed with a train!

[Killjoy]

`
Incinerated while driving to erotic rendezvous with David Caruso when car is struck by by accidentally jettisoned 3,ooo gallon B-52 wing-mounted auxilliary fuel tank...
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/8950/p16375or8.jpg

[lucifers angel]

`
Incinerated while driving to erotic rendezvous with David Caruso when car is struck by by accidentally jettisoned 3,ooo gallon B-52 wing-mounted auxilliary fuel tank...
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/8950/p16375or8.jpg

i shot him for being a kill joy!!

[DanceAndExplode]

getting squashed in a mosh pit lol :)

[draqon]

psychologically destroyed from seeing Earth being destroyer in a launch of colliding asteroids one by one turning the blue realm into gray clouds of dust and fires raging below.

http://www.ssi.org/assets/images/SPS_wi_sun-Earth.jpg

Whereas the body will float lifelessly in space above the ISS solar panels, deprived of oxygen you will fall asleep in agony of lactic acid formation.

[DanceAndExplode]

that's quite depressing.... :(

lol

[draqon]

that's quite depressing.... :(

lol

I saw it happen in my dream when I was about seven years old

[DanceAndExplode]

I saw it happen in my dream when I was about seven years old

far out.. been watching too many sci-fi movies? lol

[draqon]

far out.. been watching too many sci-fi movies? lol

not really, I can see the future. Of course only 1/3 of what I see actually happens.

[DanceAndExplode]

not really, I can see the future. Of course only 1/3 of what I see actually happens.

which is probably VERY lucky lol :D

[draqon]

which is probably VERY lucky lol :D

not really ...

It is so hard to live knowing I could have changed something...because I saw an event happen. ...and it did happen. =(

Also I am very emotional in my dreams, they are so real, and mostly give me directive clues on to what will happen, I get depressed during those days. It also takes a lot of power/energy from me when I dream of future, I feel very tired.

And what I see of future, I cannot control.

[DanceAndExplode]

not really ...

It is so hard to live knowing I could have changed something...because I saw an event happen. ...and it did happen. =(

Also I am very emotional in my dreams, they are so real, and mostly give me directive clues on to what will happen, I get depressed during those days. It also takes a lot of power/energy from me when I dream of future, I feel very tired.

And what I see of future, I cannot control.

are you serious? far out

[draqon]

are you serious? far out

Truthful.

[Enmos]

By turning himself inside-out.

[draqon]

By making his insides turn him outside

[Enmos]

By never waking up :D

[draqon]

By always staying awake

[Orleander]

By always staying awake


a meteorite from mars hit him in the head

[Nikelodeon]

Death by orgasm.

[one_raven]

Death by Orleander's orgasm.

[Orleander]

getting shot by a traffic cop after witnessing an accident and being told "move along folks, nothing to see here" and refusing to move along.

[Enmos]

Death by having to many babies ;)

[draqon]

death by having too many rabbies

[Enmos]

death by having too many rabbies

Not a chance :p

Death by abandonment in outer space (although you might actually like that) :)

[draqon]

Not a chance :p

Death by abandonment in outer space (although you might actually like that) :)

I actually do like that. Lots of dreaming.

[Nikelodeon]

Executed by the Human colony of Mars, for Un-Martian-like behavior.

[EmptyForceOfChi]

die from laughing himself to death, because he failed to take anything seriously, ever.


peace.

[S.A.M.]

Reading this thread

[Nikelodeon]

Killed by a shard of glass that fell off the 787 during its maiden flight.

[S.A.M.]

killed by a blind date who turns out to be mark foley

[lucifers angel]

killed by a blind date who turns out to be mark foley

by being an arguementive person!! (i dont mean it really SAM)

[draqon]

of boredom

[S.A.M.]

On Mars after being elected President.

[Nikelodeon]

Mauled by a vicious kitten

[S.A.M.]

bungee jumping off the first floor

[draqon]

bitten by a kitten in a teapot

[S.A.M.]

eating too much popcorn

[draqon]

bitten by a vicious sleeping Indian kitten in a teapot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2REG3-Wb5gM

[lucifers angel]

he breathed fire onto himself, cooking himself like a BBQ

[draqon]

fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he awoke but realized that there are so many lifes he has to awake from...

[lucifers angel]

fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he fell asleep and dreamed of a life in which he awoke but realized that there are so many lifes he has to awake from...

it should say "she"

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i killed him because he wouldnt stop repeating himself

[S.A.M.]

bitten by a vicious sleeping Indian kitten in a teapot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2REG3-Wb5gM

lol

Attacked by monsters under the bed

http://imgred.com/http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/ch/1986/ch861004.gif

[draqon]

I fell silent to the prayers of angels within my soul, dim was the path, the shadow of my figure extended outward unto the road of future all but to vanish in past as the body slammed unto the side of the destiny.

[Orleander]

just flat out got beat to death

[draqon]

popped from overeating

[S.A.M.]

belly dancing

http://untothebreach.net/style_emoticons/default/Belly.gif

[lucifers angel]

belly dancing

http://untothebreach.net/style_emoticons/default/Belly.gif

a kitten ate her!!

[draqon]

rise up and fly like an angel with wings made of cardboard, fly close to the sun and burn the wings, fall to the ground, and die die die.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/images/2004/05/040503055424.jpg

[draqon]

swallow pride and choke on it

[draqon]

scream at natural frequency of your own DNA...destroying the cells within

[lucifers angel]

swallow pride and choke on it

by choking on a hair ball he got from a cat

[draqon]

go into hibernation on Encelados and die from geyser eruption

[lucifers angel]

go into hibernation on Encelados and die from geyser eruption

the welsh dragon came along and ate him, and feeding his inards to her young dragon pups, with her red wings flapping you could see his legs and stomach lining hanging from her mouth.

[S.A.M.]

silent but deadly gas :fart:

[lucifers angel]

silent but deadly gas :fart:

choking on her own vomit!

[S.A.M.]

choking on her own vomit!

low fiber diet

http://forum.digital-digest.com/images/smilies/toilet3.gif

[Mr.Spock]

low fiber diet

http://forum.digital-digest.com/images/smilies/toilet3.gif

dies from laughter after tickling a mouse.

[draqon]

Rains of acid will dissolve all but the body which will be exposed to the UV radiation of the newly completed artificial sun, all but the mind will remain, with a thought of you and the love which killed you long time, love for warmth of the sun which has long since died

[Mr.Spock]

Rains of acid will dissolve all but the body which will be exposed to the UV radiation of the newly completed artificial sun, all but the mind will remain, with a thought of you and the love which killed you long time, love for warmth of the sun which has long since died

chokes on a mosquito and dies in flames.

[Orleander]

fell down on his fingers, poked his eyes out and impaled his brain

[draqon]

fell down inside his own mirror image in a lake and came out falling into the sky until cosmos took toll on the sacred body

[Mr.Spock]

fell down inside his own mirror image in a lake and came out falling into the sky until cosmos took toll on the sacred body

got up one morning looking like this:

http://blogs.setonhill.edu/AmandaCochran/squidward.jpg

and committed suicide.

[S.A.M.]

Too much booze

http://www.dkamagazine.com/Forum/images/smiles/dp-cheers.gif

[Mr.Spock]

Too much booze

http://www.dkamagazine.com/Forum/images/smiles/dp-cheers.gif

died of over use of this:

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/04-13-07-transformers/Dextromethod.jpg

[S.A.M.]

died of over use of this:

Are those dildos?:D

http://electionnight2006.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/austin_powers_512k_standard.jpg

Too much lovin'

[Mr.Spock]

its not just a dildo, its transformer dildo. hes called orgasmetron.

[S.A.M.]

its not just a dildo, its transformer dildo. hes called orgasmetron.

How many new ones would that rip!!!:eek:

[lucifers angel]

by hvaing a filthy mind and not keeping her eyes on the road while driving

[S.A.M.]

by hvaing a filthy mind and not keeping her eyes on the road while driving

I don't drive, but I could distract the driver. :D

By being too opinionated at the wrong time with the wrong person!

[Nikelodeon]

Hit a critical post rate of 40 posts a day and died from blah blah blah syndrome.

[Kadark]

Hit a critical post rate of 40 posts a day and died from blah blah blah syndrome.

Died from severe fatigue after finally composing a post which consisted of more than a single sentence.

[lucifers angel]

Died from severe fatigue after finally composing a post which consisted of more than a single sentence.

he looked in a mirror and had a heart attack

[Nikelodeon]

Hacked to death by a zombie David Caruso.

[lucifers angel]

Hacked to death by a zombie David Caruso.

well at least he'll get to eat me!! :eek:
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he was killed by a bunch of teenagers while walking home from a brothal

[Benauld]

You know what? [Dramatic Pause - remove sunglasses] Bored to death by watching [Another Dramatic Pause] CSI: Miami. Doesn't even get to hear the end of his last...

[ashpwner]

er mthey shall eat a radioactive pea!!!

[Benauld]

Under the knife... Chin surgery.

[ashpwner]

aww god dam it!!!! you shall get a lethal injection through the testies

[Benauld]

:m: :m: :m:

[Killjoy]

`
Asphyxiated at high altitude during ill-fated attempt to stow away in landing gear of first commercial Airbus A-380 flight
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/9438/800pxa380fwwealegt2aj5.jpg

[draqon]

head exploding from complex mathematical equations

[shorty_37]

in a bloody battle with the next person who calls him dragon instead of draqon!

[draqon]

in a bloody battle with the next person who calls him dragon instead of draqon!

flew with dragon and fell after the dragon burned it's wings

[Killjoy]

`
Incinerated by exploding LOX tank while attempting to build makeshift distillery aboard International Space Station.

[draqon]

dying from overstress aboard International Space Station and not being able to relieve it with vodka

[Killjoy]

dying from overstress aboard International Space Station and not being able to relieve it with vodka

I followed the "unofficial" NASA plan and went into orbit already drunk...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19996640/
:cheers:

[GhostofMaxwell.]

Sex with 20 virgins

[Killjoy]

Sex with 20 virgins

Tell me about it... Just the frustration of explaining twenty times why a cat O' nine tails, an ace bandage, a jar of Polish dills, a snorkel, hob-nailed boots, a copy of Nietzsche'sThe Anti-Christ, a tinted monocle, and a pinochle deck are all absolutely and utterly vital to the process would kill anybody !

[GhostofMaxwell.]

Yeah I know, it's a bitch, but has to be said.:D

[Killjoy]

`
Decapitated in crash landing of replica Westland P 12 Lysander variant
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3528/p12rf3.jpg

[Benauld]

Ouabain Poisoning. Beware those bearing flowers:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/08/Strophanthus_preussi0.jpg

[Orleander]

bitten by a rabid Chihuahua

[draqon]

dying from self pity after eating a rabid Chihuahua....plastic Chihuahuahttp://realityshifters.com/media/tacobelldog.gif

[Enmos]

Dismemberment by environmentalists :D

[draqon]

breathing the last oxygen molecule on Earth

[Aivar]

glass cuts following an attempted Dive into a mirror

[draqon]

Mirror illusion attempts to cut you with its glass...and succeeds

[Benauld]

Head collapses under its own mass forming a black hole.

[cosmictraveler]

Inhales vast amounts of cat urine

[Enmos]

By the wrath of God

[Oniw17]

drowns in the ocean