Give the Croc a hand?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Zardozi, Apr 12, 2007.

  1. Zardozi Isvara.... . 1S Evil_Lau Registered Senior Member

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  3. Roman Banned Banned

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    Ow. That would hurt.
     
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  5. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    HOLY SHIT!
    They recovered and reattached it??

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    Quite a cool story to have though. I'd have a framed picture on my living room wall.

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  8. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    And one in the wallet!

    If I were sure it would be reattached, I might just tickle a croc's tonsils for the experience and the story!

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  9. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    A reatttached hand doesn't have the same agility as a normal one (correct me if I'm wrong),
    besides there always might be complications, it's a risk.
     
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    And crocs don't bite, they tear. See all the torn tissue hanging from the hand? That would hurt like a bitch.
     
  11. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    My left isn't very coordinated anyway.
    When I try to throw a football with my left hand, I look like a retarted girl.

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  12. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    I thought you were a tough guy.
    Don't be such a pussy.
     
  13. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    oh... then on to the zoo!
    I'll have my laugh if the croc chews a bit on your hand and then swallows it.

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  14. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    That would be an even better story!
    Remember, I said if I were sure it could be reattached.

    I'd be the life of the family barbecues!
    I'd be the crazy old uncle chasing the little kids around telling them, "I'm gonna get croc poo on you!", and smearing my hand in their faces.
     
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    To get the right effect, I'd have to adopt an accent that was a cross between Pirate and New Englander to tell the story...

    Arrrr.. Thar she was. She were as long as a caaa, and about as heavy as one too. Not no Tayota, neither, she looked like a Humma...
     
  16. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    Or a girl in a bar -

    Girl: Oh my God, a crocodile? It must have hurt soo much!

    You: Yeah, he was only about four hundred pounds. Just a little guy. It hurt quite a lot, but there were children around and I could see the danger. I kicked it in the face until it dropped my hand, picked my hand up and held it in my mouth, then punched the croc a few times with my good hand. I forced it back and made sure the children were safe.
     
  17. Zardozi Isvara.... . 1S Evil_Lau Registered Senior Member

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    I Like this angle the best:

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  18. Roman Banned Banned

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    Damn, look at that huge wad of meeat hanging from the stump.
     
  19. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    :roflmao:

    Shooting pool in a bar.
    "Yeah, my English has been a bit of since my arm got bit off." *take out the picture of Bessie*
     

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