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Quite a cool story to have though. I'd have a framed picture on my living room wall. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
And one in the wallet! If I were sure it would be reattached, I might just tickle a croc's tonsils for the experience and the story! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
A reatttached hand doesn't have the same agility as a normal one (correct me if I'm wrong), besides there always might be complications, it's a risk.
And crocs don't bite, they tear. See all the torn tissue hanging from the hand? That would hurt like a bitch.
My left isn't very coordinated anyway. When I try to throw a football with my left hand, I look like a retarted girl. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
oh... then on to the zoo! I'll have my laugh if the croc chews a bit on your hand and then swallows it. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
That would be an even better story! Remember, I said if I were sure it could be reattached. I'd be the life of the family barbecues! I'd be the crazy old uncle chasing the little kids around telling them, "I'm gonna get croc poo on you!", and smearing my hand in their faces.
To get the right effect, I'd have to adopt an accent that was a cross between Pirate and New Englander to tell the story... Arrrr.. Thar she was. She were as long as a caaa, and about as heavy as one too. Not no Tayota, neither, she looked like a Humma...
Or a girl in a bar - Girl: Oh my God, a crocodile? It must have hurt soo much! You: Yeah, he was only about four hundred pounds. Just a little guy. It hurt quite a lot, but there were children around and I could see the danger. I kicked it in the face until it dropped my hand, picked my hand up and held it in my mouth, then punched the croc a few times with my good hand. I forced it back and made sure the children were safe.
:roflmao: Shooting pool in a bar. "Yeah, my English has been a bit of since my arm got bit off." *take out the picture of Bessie*