how to deal with a pregnant women

me and my wife are having a baby, it is due in october

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and i need a bit of advice please.

how do you deal with a pregnant women, i can cope with the philosophy of universal creation without bieng that! confused but damn this is a tricky one, im not allowed to give her too much space or im "ignoring her" but im not allowed to try to comfort her and take care of her because im "smothering her"

so i try to be very "in the middle" and only comfort her when she asks and do things for her when she asks, and leave her alone when she isnt talking to me, but im still "annoying her" and bieng "an asshole".


for allahs sake please help me,

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nah its not that hard she is the one suffering but how can i be in a position where i dont do anything "wrong" its quite the challenge.


help please?


peace.

 

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The answer is written in your post. Since you cannot please her whatever you do it is best just to please yourself.

 

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All females like to breed, it's their nature. You will find that the more she approaches confidence in her ability to pop children out the more demanding she will become. You best avoid bending to her will to much, although she carries a child inside you're the one working and she is just acting as a vessel for a child. Woman over-rate baby making to much, it's not important... infact without it we'd be much better off... overpop is a real problem

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Jesus christ...how can you advice anyone on how to deal with a pregnant woman.

 

That's a good question :shrug:

 

If it's just hormones, it's really good to be able to have the 'water off a duck's back' thing going.

It also helps to have family or friends (preferably older women) to hang out and help intermediate.

 

I think to make them happy you're supposed to hit them with a cane or something. At least, that's what people do to Bells. Also in Syria. Meh.

 

PS: on the subject of Bells, she's had her baby and is recovering well. I believe she's out of the hospital. She and her husband are quite excited.

The more thoughtful among you might send her a PM to express your well-wishes; or at least let your thought hover over the notion whilst you continue frantically searching the site for a long-forgotten and well-hidden picture of Sam's chest.

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Just whip out your sword and tell her you can end this thing right now

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No seriously, your wife is now controlled by her hormones and you just have to exercise patience. Show that you love her, but give her space. Help around the house, but don't move the fucking furniture around. Cook her a nice meal, but don't get upset if she accuses you of trying to poison her. Your problems are only just beginning my friend, hang in there.

 

thanks that helped

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you sound very romantic at heart.


peace.

 

i like the sword idea better i have a nice new hanwei blade that needs some tameshigiri to test the construction.

yeah the patience part is easy its understanding what i did wrong thats hard

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. i know its not me and its the hormones but she seems damn well convinced its not and im actually doing things wrong,
peace.

 

yeah that is helping her, i said she should go to antinatal classes (i think thats how you spell it probably not though) and socialise with other pregnant women,

staying with her mother and older sisters is helping her alot i have noticed that and she says it makes her feel more at ease.

why do you think when i try to talk about the childs future life some things she will talk about but not others? like its religious standing she dosent like talking about, but other things she is fine about,

she wants it to be baptized, (or is it baptised) z s ? nevermind, anyway i say no he shall not be baptised to be catholic, not unless he comes of age and wished it himself, i say the child shall not belong to any religion at a young age, he can decide his own faith.

and i have just noticed i am refering to the child as "him" i do that at home and it annoys her alot, because i want a boy and we dont know the sex yet, and she says she dosent care if its a boy or a girl, and im evil for wanting a boy haha. (but seriously COMMON PENIS GROW)


peace.

 

Be gentle, caring, protective, and loving every day minute second and lifetime thereafter.

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i cant be all of those things now all the time because im smothering her and she wont want to see me for about a week (seriously)

maybe in the "thereafter"

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wasup

peace.

 

Congratulations!

 

thanks

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M*W: Well, since everyone else responded before moi, I can only say that when a woman is pregnant, she's not her normal self. She needs extra care and comfort, even if she seems to be unrealistic. She needs to be reassured and indulged, even if she's been bitchy. She needs to be held and caressed, even if she tells you to leave her alone. She needs to be babied, even if she's called you a dumb ass. She needs to be loved unconditionally.

You need to forgive her for her temporary insanity. You need to forget that you are the cause of all her problems. You need to understand that she has hormonal changes going on. You need to be thankful that she has natural whims and desires that have nurtured your unborn child. You need to love her all you can, even if it means you have to give up that last beer, that football game that goes nowhere, those friends who are idiots, those words that could be hurtful even if they are innocent. You need to indulge her, and be happy that you did. This is just one short period in a lifetime of happiness for you, and she is the only one who can give you this happiness no matter what you may think. With every pain you may have, she will have three that are beyond the realm of human endurance. Give in to her right now, and love her, she needs it, she deserves it, and she will give you the greatest gift you will ever receive, but it won't be easy. Cherish her forever. She deserves it.

 

Be patient, be nice, be loving. Thats what she needs.

 

I'm married with four kids. As far as I'm concerned, women's behavior is always erratic and unpredictable. During pregnancy it's just more so. Think of it as nine month PMS.

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But seriously, just be a bit more patient. Also, back rubs with a cold diet coke can are good for lower back pain.