Can you make you penis go bigger by...

[Muslim]

... pulling it? MY friend said that every time you go to the toilet and pully you penis after you've had a wee, in serval years time it can add an inch or so on.

[Nikelodeon]

Only with a pair of pliers.

[phonetic]

I've got some pills that are guaranteed to enlarge your penis by 100% It's usually recommended that you take 120 over 2 months - one in the morning and one before bed. If you're not happy with the results I will totally, 100%, without fail give you your money back.

They're usually $120 each, but I'll do you a special deal.

ONLY $50 EACH!!!! Wow!!!!

Thats an amazing TWENTY for just $1000.

Oh yeah, we're both from the UK. Make that £'s instead. :)

[Plazma Inferno!]

Spammer! :frust:

Oh wait... no links! Heh!

[Muslim]

I've got some pills that are guaranteed to enlarge your penis by 100% It's usually recommended that you take 120 over 2 months - one in the morning and one before bed. If you're not happy with the results I will totally, 100%, without fail give you your money back.

They're usually $120 each, but I'll do you a special deal.

ONLY $50 EACH!!!! Wow!!!!

Thats an amazing TWENTY for just $1000.

Oh yeah, we're both from the UK. Make that £'s instead. :)


What if you penis fall off? :bugeye:

[GeoffP]

It never will, Muslim. Just pull on it until you get the desired effect. It's one of these parts of the body that always stretches and grows back. Go give it a try and if it hurts then you're doing it right.

[kenworth]

... pulling it? MY friend said that every time you go to the toilet and pully you penis after you've had a wee, in serval years time it can add an inch or so on.


definately,it worked for me.i added 2 inches over 1.5 years, but you have to pull HARD

[alexb123]

Maybe tell your friend that you have been pulling your own leg for years and still nothing is happening?

[spidergoat]

I doubt it, but this will:
http://losangeles.broowaha.com/article.php?id=1101

[GeoffP]

An "infusion"? What did he do, mainline it? Looney.

Back the real medical issue: you have to pull hard, Muslim. I think someone suggested plier in jest, and shame on them, but what they were suggesting like all thingsdoes in fact contain a grain of medical truth. Pliers would be a good choice but if you can't get your hands on those then a vice-grip would work just as well. The key is to ignore the tingling.

[Nikelodeon]

Spend 6 hours a day connected to a vacuum cleaner.

[GeoffP]

That might work too muslim but the pliers is more of a sure thing. Know what I mean? A vacuum cleaner is just air; and how solid is air?

[spidergoat]

An "infusion"? What did he do, mainline it? Looney.

Back the real medical issue: you have to pull hard, Muslim. I think someone suggested plier in jest, and shame on them, but what they were suggesting like all thingsdoes in fact contain a grain of medical truth. Pliers would be a good choice but if you can't get your hands on those then a vice-grip would work just as well. The key is to ignore the tingling.

No, it's true. It's a natural analogue to viagra. The geezers in the UK are suddenly into gardening...

[redarmy11]

http://www.txsextoys.com/trojan-penis-pump_3657_b.jpg

[GeoffP]

http://www.txsextoys.com/trojan-penis-pump_3657_b.jpg

Don't listen to redarmy. Pliers work; air can't possibly do that kind of a job. Let us know how it goes.

[spuriousmonkey]

http://www.txsextoys.com/trojan-penis-pump_3657_b.jpg

Make sure you get the glass model instead of the plastic one.

[redarmy11]

http://www.txsextoys.com/trojan-penis-pump_3657_b.jpg
Calling all Sciforums members: why not quote my original post too and we'll build a penis pump tower.

[Nikelodeon]

http://www.txsextoys.com/trojan-penis-pump_3657_b.jpg
I say the pliers is better.

[GeoffP]

http://www.txsextoys.com/trojan-penis-pump_3657_b.jpg

I'm just saying that vice grips and pliers are a proven technology. Obviously, therefore, they're the better choice. And I dare Muslim to prove me wrong.

[tablariddim]

I'm just saying that vice grips and pliers are a proven technology. Obviously, therefore, they're the better choice. And I dare Muslim to prove me wrong.

Trouble with that pump is that your penis will grow but you'll lose one of your balls. Fair trade I say.

[tablariddim]

http://www.txsextoys.com/trojan-penis-pump_3657_b.jpg

Trouble with that pump is that your penis will grow but you'll lose one of your balls. Fair trade I say.

[redarmy11]

http://www.txsextoys.com/trojan-penis-pump_3657_b.jpg
Trouble with that pump is that your penis will grow but you'll lose one of your balls. Fair trade I say.
It's like kidneys, you can manage fine with one. Look at Hitler.

[tablariddim]

http://www.txsextoys.com/trojan-penis-pump_3657_b.jpg
Hitler had one kidney? I thought he just had a wooden leg.

[Sock puppet path]

http://www.txsextoys.com/trojan-penis-pump_3657_b.jpg

Why is that shaped like a finger?? Where's the 90 degree angle?.........nevermind.

[redarmy11]

http://www.txsextoys.com/trojan-penis-pump_3657_b.jpg
Hitler had one kidney? I thought he just had a wooden leg.
No, that 'wooden leg' was the result of long-term use of a penis pump.

[Sock puppet path]

http://www.txsextoys.com/trojan-penis-pump_3657_b.jpg
Hitler had one kidney? I thought he just had a wooden leg.

"Penis pumps...thats not my bag baby"
"one copy of "penis pumps,thats my bag" by Austin Powers"

[Genji]

Muslim, 1st you must demonstrate this technique. Make video of penis pulling party. Thanks you.

[BenTheMan]

Nah it doesn't work. I've been trying for years.

[Satyr]

... pulling it? MY friend said that every time you go to the toilet and pully you penis after you've had a wee, in serval years time it can add an inch or so on.Yes, not only that but if you stick a screwdriver in your nose and push it all the way in you can rewire your brain and become almost average intellectually.

But don’t worry; you are far too successful with the chicks to give a damn about all that.

I’m sorry to hear about you and your friend’s member deficiencies….as a man living with a chronically tiny penis I can say that if you are stupid enough, as you appear to be, then it never seems to stop being an issue.

Good luck with finding a woman with a shallow hole.

[Athelwulf]

http://www.txsextoys.com/trojan-penis-pump_3657_b.jpg

... pulling it? MY friend said that every time you go to the toilet and pully you penis after you've had a wee, in serval years time it can add an inch or so on.

I've been pulling at my penis since I was 12. And it is definitely noticeably longer. Keep pulling! :D

[Grantywanty]

... pulling it? MY friend said that every time you go to the toilet and pully you penis after you've had a wee, in serval years time it can add an inch or so on.

My penis gains several inches if I get excited.