Strategies for Fighting Chuck Norris - Suggestions anyone?

My strategy: Hide. Does someone have a better idea?

How many people have ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass?

Yup, you guessed it: ZERO.

Now if Chuck Norris weren't all powerful, that might be a different story.

The point is, Chuck Norris can kill you with one roundhouse kick to the face. How do you stop him?

 

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Call Bruce Lee

http://www.kineda.com/bruce-lee-whoops-on-chuck-norris/

 

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Apparently nds1 has never seen Return of the Dragon.:shrug:

Why is this in politics?

 

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Apparently you have never seen A Force of One.

 

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nds1, 12 gauge, pump, number 4 buckshot, shredded hamburger.

 

Chuck Norris jokes are so last year.

 

But his legacy is forever.

 

Chuck Norris? Isn't he 70 now or something??

 

"Walker" was a good show, but the jokes are annoying now.

It was cool to see Chuck Norris and Nicholas Cage hang out at Pride 33, though.

 

GAY Pride 1933??

 

Genji:

Ha ha ha, no.

PRIDE Fighting Championships monthly event 33: The Second Coming (to America).

 

If Chuck ran for president, he would win. He is considered a God at this point.

 

I've also seen Chuck Norris get beat up, stabbed and thrown in the river on his own show.

 

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No, he isn't. He's considered a Grade B actor on a cheesy canceled TV show. Your standards are quite low!

 

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

 

Chuck Nollis fo Plesident!

 

i'd say wait about a year until he breaks a hip falling down the stairs or something. he'll be easy pickins then.

 

wow, been a long time since you were around here.

 

true. does that qualify me to call other people nOObz now?