My strategy: Hide. Does someone have a better idea? How many people have ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass? Yup, you guessed it: ZERO. Now if Chuck Norris weren't all powerful, that might be a different story. The point is, Chuck Norris can kill you with one roundhouse kick to the face. How do you stop him?
"Walker" was a good show, but the jokes are annoying now. It was cool to see Chuck Norris and Nicholas Cage hang out at Pride 33, though.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
i'd say wait about a year until he breaks a hip falling down the stairs or something. he'll be easy pickins then.