Make Me Something Gorgeous !!!

Discussion in 'Human Science' started by bbcboy, Feb 27, 2002.

  1. bbcboy Recovering christian Registered Senior Member

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    Okay so here's the thing.
    We live in a cloning age and it won't be long before designer babies are available at Woolworth.
    If you could design and build the perfect partner, body intellect, personallity, the works. What would they look like, what qualities would they have?

    You are the god so here, have a rib on me!

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  3. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    *You are the god so here, have a rib on me.*

    My, my Bbcboy, then they would look like you...

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    Seriously, I don't believe in cloning. I know they are busy with it though and I think it is no good. So no speculations here.

    The human race and their amusing inventions...

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  5. bbcboy Recovering christian Registered Senior Member

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    Oh Banshee let your hair down. It's just fantasy !

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    a game.
    Everybody flocked to "How do others perceive you?" site like it was Lourdes or something. I think this is just a similar exercise which can tell us more about each other.

    So, what'll it be?
    Brad Pitt with pimples ?
    (Laughs like igor and shuffles about the room)
    Britney spears with a good singing voice?

    Av a larf!!

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  7. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    If you put it that way...

    What about Keanu Reeves with a little Kurt Russel in it?

    Then there is David Sylvian and Rob Thomas. My goodness, so much beauty, I cannot choose here.

    They are cloned with the character of my son off course. No doubt about that...
    without harming my boy that is...

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  8. Moonlightwriter Registered Member

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    I Would Choose...

    A guy with the build of Tom Selleck...with his infectious giggle and "Aw...shucks," attitude. He would have the chest and charm of Sean Connery, a southern accent, and he would speak like Pat Conroy (Prince of Tides) writes. He would have an affection for books to rival mine and a penchant for reading aloud to me, bits and pieces he thought I'd enjoy. He would be witty and unpredictable about surprising, but delightful things. He would also be very strong...strong enough to wrestle with, aaannnddd....he would love doing housework, but would not be a neatnick, fussing when I make messes doing projects. He would have good manners and be absolutely charming. He would have good motivational dialogue skills that would encourage me to do all I claim I want to do. He would have a lot of other skills I could name, but uh...what is this board rated? LOL! He would be confident, yet humble. Kind, yet ruthless when necessary, to right the wrongs of the world. And he would be completely mad... about me! <G> Any other questions?

    P.S. I reserve the right to make additions and corrections as I study this cloning project. I may need to study it quite a lot...<G>
     
  9. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    Hahaha...There you go...

    You are talking the perfect man here.

    Well, if that can be done, I am all in for the cloning project.

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    Don't you think it will get boring over a long time period if you have the perfect man? There has to be something 'wrong' about him, otherwise it is not a human invention any more. Guess there'll show up some little failures after the first use is over.

    Or do you start all over then and throw the old one away? They can be cloned, so no harm done what so ever...
     
  10. bbcboy Recovering christian Registered Senior Member

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    Disposable men!!

    Now we're cooking.
    Oh okay boys we could have disposable women too. Thing is most men think they already exist.

    Ooh, Controversy.

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  11. esp Registered Senior Member

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    Just imperfect enough to preclude conceit.

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  12. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    My goodness...

    They show up already. Those men. Perfect or imperfect, now I keep my mouth shut.

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    Than again, what the hell do you guys think?!

    We women rule...(grins devilish!)
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  13. bbcboy Recovering christian Registered Senior Member

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    Well you know us boys Bansh' give us an inch and well try to convince ya it's a foot

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  14. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    There you are so very right Bbcboy. That part we, women, have to clone out...

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  15. bbcboy Recovering christian Registered Senior Member

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    No no, this is cloning. make them truth tellers and then some !!

    I already have the perfect man. If I could alter anything in him it would be the times when he's in his cave and hard to reach. Or maybe I could just alter my DNA to give me longer arms. His sadness gland would be removed and his grumpy valves would be turned to off. Oh and he would definately have the "I can't go asleep until the dishes are done" gene.
    Apart from that...

    Yum Yum

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  16. esp Registered Senior Member

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    Sounds good!
    I'll take two please!

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  17. Moonlightwriter Registered Member

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    Imperfection...

    Well, you all are certainly a rowdy bunch in the morning! You're right though...perfection could be boring and there we'd be with no friction and heavens to Betsy, where WOULD the scientific community be without friction? I've been reading through your posts and you all seem like you thrive on friction. I was afraid I'd catch hell for such a sexist post, but you all seem quite adaptable creatures. <G>

    Surprises can be the very best part of life, so we'll have to factor some in on this project.

    As far as disposable men? Hmmpf. I know a woman who's been married ten times and has had several lovers inbetween the husbands. SHE owns the patent on disposable men. We wouldn't make a dime if we marketed the product that way. <G>Uh...not that this project is for profit! Oh, no! It would be for the good of the world.
     
  18. bbcboy Recovering christian Registered Senior Member

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    Moonlightwriter


    It's not about making profit stooooopid, it's about making woopee!!

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    Fantasy, imagination, extrapolation, theorising.
    Where would science be without these ??
    You must loosen your corsets as well.... Come on now... All work and no play makes forum users log on to porn !!
     
  19. Moonlightwriter Registered Member

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    LOL!

    O.K. who told you? I live in a Victorian house. I grew up on Victorian novels and well, I do indeed own a corset. LOL! Someone recently told me that he admired me for trying to catch up with new century, but that I had a LONG way to go, since I was trying to catch up from the 19th century. And I thought I was being brave for even referring to well...you know....<G>
     
  20. Moonlightwriter Registered Member

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    Oooooohhhhmiiiiigoshhhhh!

    I just read your occupation. LOL! I'm outta here!
     
  21. Barney_TRubble Banned Banned

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    Ummm... being male, if I gave you a description of the perfect female now, I'd then have to change it tomorrow, and then again the day after that.

    So I wont

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  22. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    Barney_TRubble...

    You are a coward.

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    Give us one description of the perfect woman, only one. So Moonlightwriter and I have an idea how we, women, have to behave to comfort you, men.

    Not a chance in this life-time I change for anyone, that besides the point.

    Guess I don't have any cloning to do at the moment my dear Bbcboy. Am totally happy with what I have.

    Then again, I am thinking, I am thinking...Will come up with something eventually. As soon as I start to THINK, it goes in the wrong direction you know.

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    Mmmmmm, strange, my mind keeps on wandering off to Rob Thomas and David Sylvian, with a little Keanu Reeves. Can't help it. Character doesn't matter so much, I shape him into the correct form. Didn't you know I am one of those really, really unpleasing women Moonlightwriter is talking about??!!

    The nightmare of any man. A dark scenario. You must be able to do something with this. Let your imagination run wild.

    Oh, tell me more about that man of yours. Can I borrow him so once in a while?

    I'll be back after I'm done thinking...

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  23. 555 Sleak and Cyber Registered Senior Member

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    Wh the obscession with Perfection. If you were to look throughout the world for your perfect partner, you would still have to pretend not to see inperfections in their character or appearance.

    Looking for perfection is wrong in certain ways, for instance a scantily clad female on a calendar is something that some men will look at and fantasies about, the person caught on that picture has the camera suggesting perfect, but she is no more or less perfect than anyone else.

    The men that look for her out in the real world, are they thinking she's perfect for the air of beauty that surrounds her, or just the fact that his fellow male peers tend to think "shes a corker".

    Personally I think this whole cloning thing is awkward, because even if you made your perfect partner, they would be your junior.
     

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