How to become a Man Of Stupidity

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by superluminal, Nov 7, 2006.

  1. superluminal I am MalcomR Valued Senior Member

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    Create your recipie here for lowering your IQ by as many points as you desire by using only ingredients to be found here at sciforums.

    E.g.

    - One microgram of the insight of the lightgigantic leaf (very potent)
    - A dash of the clear thinking of salt of c7ity (also, very potent)
    - A dram of the restraint of the common Baron Max weed
    - 3/4 cup of objectivity distilled from an adstar fungi.

    Stir, let cool, and enjoy!
     
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  3. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    IIIIIIII am a maaaaaaaan of constant dumbness.... In the cesspoooooool all my day.
     
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  5. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    HOW COME YOU NO MAKE POLL !!!

    ME WANT VOTE STUPID !!!

    YOU STUPID STUPID !!!!
     
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  7. Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    Buy Sciforums because it seems to be the most attractive income-producing business model known to you?
     
  8. Mosheh Thezion Registered Senior Member

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    the best way to make your self dumber....

    is to snif clue and or paint in a bag...... huffing...

    literally causes brain damage..

    the high that kids get from sniffing chemicals like paints.... comes from brain cells that die off at that moment.


    its not a high... its the effects of chemically induiced brain damage.


    they say, kids WHO snif to much.... literally end up... dumb.. dumb.. dumb..

    and it cant be fixed.

    -MT
     
  9. Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    All your clue is belong to us!

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  10. Mosheh Thezion Registered Senior Member

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    HAHAHA... YEAH... make that glue.

    -MT
     
  11. Roman Banned Banned

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    Cough syrup.
     
  12. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Do what me and my friends did one night.

    We were making dry ice bombs. Those are fun... and that is not the stupid part.

    The stupid part was that I had the bright idea of putting the dry ice in a bag, covering up my mouth and nose with the bag and to not allow any air in or out.

    We would breathe as deep and fast as we could for as long as we could. Whoever lasted the longest, won.

    Hrm. Right before nearly passing out, your vision turns red, you laugh a lot, and you cannot stand up.
     
  13. Mosheh Thezion Registered Senior Member

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    HHAHAHA...... BAD IDEA...... DONT LISTEN TO THEM.


    -mt
     
  14. Prince_James Plutarch (Mickey's Dog) Registered Senior Member

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    Oxygen deprivation is um, not that great of an idea there, good buddy.
     
  15. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    Watch alot of TV and movies. Play alot of video games. Eat crappy foods. Do drugs and drink. All brain deteirioration activities.
     
  16. baumgarten fuck the man Registered Senior Member

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    Spend all your time on Sciforums.
     
  17. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    Join a church
     
  18. audible un de plusieurs autres Registered Senior Member

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    ah! so thats what happened to lightgigantic.
    thanks I did wonder.
     
  19. audible un de plusieurs autres Registered Senior Member

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    yeh, glue sniffing for the masses.
     
  20. Sputnik Banned Banned

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    Go to Iraq ....

    Plis halp os Jon Kari , wi r stok n Irak .....
     
  21. SoLiDUS OMGWTFBBQ Registered Senior Member

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    In keeping with the above, if you want become a superior augmented pacifist human, you should...

    Watch a lot of Kung Fu shows and movies, play a lot of martial arts video games, eat only asian foods (it gives you a +3 to fighting skills), only take ginseng, ginkgo, green tea and other assorted asian drugs. All superior augmented pacifist human activities.
     
  22. Theoryofrelativity Banned Banned

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    For sciforum master stupido, some top tips based on observations of Grand master stupido's here

    1) Be sure to keep missing the point of every post you read and then get your knickers in a twist defending the point that was never made

    2) make lots of adhoms when you have nothing intelligent to say

    3) Follow your nemesis around telling them how stupid THEY are, thus revealing yourself to be master stupido for reading the posts of the inferior 'stupido'

    4) Ignore the fact you are ignored and keep posting
     
  23. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    Huh! I don't have to do any of that shit cause I was born stupid. You can't beat nature.
     

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